The Santa Claus

The act of climbing up on your roof, bending a girl over the chimney and pounding her until you blow, sending your “present”, down the chimney.

Yo I ran The Santa Clause on this girl last night

by sneakypetercheek May 23, 2021

Santa Claus

a fat old bastard that slips through your chimney, eats all your cookies, and gives you coal in return.
and yes, he is real, but he was just arrested for breaking and entering in the 80s

Santa Claus is coming

by iminhellplshelpahhh August 31, 2024

Ozempic Santa Claus

When a billionaire spends too long in the K-hole

Wow, when that rocket guy finally made it back, he looked like an Ozempic Santa Claus

by NotHalfBad333 December 27, 2024

Santa Claus

When a man unloads on a woman’s chin and gives her a white beard, making her look like Santa Claus

“I gave my husband a blowie last night and he gave me a Santa Claus”

by Crispybreakfastfood December 10, 2025

Black Santa Claus

santa but woke

Black Santa Claussssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

by iminhellplshelpahhh July 7, 2024

Santa Claus

A fucking rapist that kids idolize. He comes in your house late at night to rape your children. He fucks 'em rough when they're in the naughty list, and he fucks them even rougher when they're in the kind list, although he finds naughty kids more attractive. If the kids aren't good at fucking, he leaves coal, if they're good, he leaves gifts. He might look like a nice gentle man but he's just a dirty rapist, who's 15.000 years old. Creepy as fuck. (P.S. HE'LL ALSO EAT YO' UGLY ASS COOKIES).
He also gives and smokes weed.

Ana: Hey Josh, what did your kid ask to Santa Claus?
Josh: My kid can't write to Santa, I don't want her to be fucked at 4 by an old man.
Ana: Good, same with my kid also, I don't want that rapist to practice gay sex with my 6-year-old son.

by George Washington Jr. Amadeus November 27, 2023

Sudsy Santa Claus

When you’re getting a handie in the shower, with soap as a lubricant, and you cum but she keeps jerking it. The soap and cum collects in between your dick and her hand, creating a white ring. When she stops jerking you, but leaves her hand wrapped around your dick, it looks like the white fur lining of Santa Claus’ hat, with a little white cum drop dribbling over the side like the top of Santa’s hat.

Oh man, last night she gave me such a good Sudsy Santa Claus in the shower, my sleigh bells were ringin!

by phxkinkyyy July 11, 2022