by Robles June 27, 2008
Get the SAMALIX mug.Somalia doesn't not in fact exist . When you reach Somalia the only thing you will find is a chunk error. People who identify as Somalian are people who fell inside and were transported in the Nordic countries with all their memories whipped .
I'm going on vacation on Somalia :)
by Pæpæ September 25, 2019
Get the Somalia mug.when a female is getting plundered in the anus in the reverse cowgirl position by a man of heavy african decent(somalian). He takes the female and spins her around on his member resulting in prefuse blood loss.... (sidewinder).
Dude... Jamal gave that bitch the somalian sidewinder. The next day he had to burn the sheets because of all the blood.......
by Poon Toon April 10, 2008
Get the Somalian Sidewinder mug.The act of buying a dead body from Somalian pirates and using the body as a punching bag for a couple weeks. After a while, the flesh will rot away and black and brown bruises will form. In the end, the body will look like a kiwi, green with black dots all over it.
Son: Bro just bought this dead chick.
Dad: Cool son lets make her a Somalian kiwi as a bonding experience.
Dad: Cool son lets make her a Somalian kiwi as a bonding experience.
by Widened.urethra January 8, 2018
Get the Somalian Kiwi mug.A bad ass bich who loves Nutella and is annoyingly indecisive their sibling likes u a LOT and they are soo nice when they wanna be and a complete hue when they don’t
by Rookiooooo October 30, 2019
Get the Samalama ding dong mug.by Lauren 😜 June 21, 2022
Get the Samala mug.When a guy, who is either having intercourse or receiving oral sex from a black woman, pulls out as he is going to blow his load and shoots it directly into the centre of her face. He then slaps her across the face and the cum spatter created by the slap produces a sunflower-like design. Hence the Somalian Sunflower.
Yo man, I took that chick Boomsheika home with me last night. It got so wild that right at the end I felt like I had to give her a Somalian Sunflower. So I did....and she loved it.
by VinegarStrokes April 21, 2009
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