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Selling my record

Making dumb Decisions and messing something up f
Josh:“Bro I can’t make it to the party

Bob:bro your selling my record
by anonymous June 10, 2022
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Poo Stalling

Being a very revolutionary concept, Poo Stalling is when one holds in their poo for the sole purpose pooping later when an undesirable event comes up that the poo-carrier would rather not attend. Poo Stalling causes every attendee to wait on the individual who chooses to poo at the time of the event, causing them to be anxious, mad, or even outright anal (if you will). Fortunately, pooping is a practice that can deter any suspicion as to why the one Poo Stalling showed up late, or didn't show up at all. Poo Stalling is a valuable and strategic art. It can be the final solution when circumstances seem daunting. Poo Stalling can even save lives.
Hilary had to attend a lame forum but luckily by Poo Stalling she was able to miss half the lecture and avoid any overly-concerning questions by her peers.
by Schnazzle G October 10, 2016
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selling sugar

To prostitute oneself; to sell one's 'sugar' for money.
You better not fall in love with her.. that girl's selling sugar at some sleazy street corner every chance she gets.
by sibba March 30, 2009
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selling out the colonies

euphemistic expression indicating any decadent behavior (from Battlestar Galactica's Gaius Baltar)
Q. What have you been up to?
A. Oh, the usual: traveling the world, having meaningless sex with strangers, partaking of champagne and baby seal every night and otherwise selling out the colonies...
by shirtliftah April 28, 2010
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salliness

Acting like a bitchy, whiny woman.
This salliness is unacceptable. If you don't stop I will buy you tampons for your bleeding vagina. (talking to a man)
by sallimay June 11, 2011
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Selling Matches

An incognito way to tell a guy that their zipper is open. And insult them at the same time.
"Hey Billy. Are you selling matches?"
by JimmyRK October 30, 2016
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stalling

going into bathroom stalls, locking them, and climbing over them, leaving them locked from the inside.
"hey lets go stalling"
by aaabbbccc78 July 16, 2010
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