On sale at Walmart

Diarrhea.

*derived from "I am going to Walmart" as code for "I shall now use the bathroom to poo" or "I am going to the bathroom to fart away from human presence as a courtesy to the world."

Everything's on sale at Walmart, cuz the poop wouldn't stop flying outta my butt!
Damn, I popped a squat, but it was all liquid. Walmart must be having a sale.

Person 1: You were in there a while, everything okay?
Person 2: There was a sale at Walmart.

by Boom Level Prime October 10, 2022

bake sale

a marijuana smoke session

I gotta stop having those bake sales before work, I nearly ate my report.

by mugongocock March 28, 2004

garage sale

A bunch of junk is in someones garage that is trying to be sold. Everything is dirt cheap. See yard sale.

by Anonymous August 31, 2003

yard sale

Having a really bad wipeout.

That snowboarder tried to hit the kicker, but dug his edge and had a yard sale.

by B-Doc August 29, 2003

off sale

Privately owned establishments where alcoholic beverages can be purchased, specifically in socialist Saskatchewan. Prices are usually outragegous compared to government run liquor boards.

Its 2 a.m. and I need some more Canadians, lets go to the off sale.

by Dillon Forsberg November 23, 2005

Yard Sale

When a girl is giving a guy head and jerking two guys off at once. Dervied from a skiing term, because a face plant during alpine skiing is called a yardsale. So when the girl is skiing (jerking two guys off at once) and falls down on the third guy's cock, its called a yardsale.

That gang bang really got crazy last night when we yard saled that bitch.

by Wiggles37 December 12, 2008

Blowout Sale

Fecal urgency followed by a rapid, loose bowel movement

I shouldn't have eaten all that kimchi stew — my ass just held a giant blowout sale.

by besznits August 2, 2016