Tokyo Sandblaster

The Tokyo Sandblaster is a scatological activity. When one person has diarrhea, they get close to their partner's face. Letting it rip effectively blasts the partner and causes them to squint, appearing to have Asian features.

John really got turned off by the taste of the poo that trickled in his mouth from Jane giving him a Tokyo Sandblaster.

by Mr. Whodat November 12, 2010

Tokyo Sandblaster

Taking a shit so hard in your partners face it causes them to squint.

John broke up with his girlfriend today, after she gave him a Tokyo Sandblaster the night before. He still can't get rid of the smell...

by zerovirus34 November 12, 2010

Tokyo Sandblaster

The Tokyo Sandblaster is a scatological activity. When one person has diarrhea, they get close to their partner's face. Letting it rip effectively blasts the partner and causes them to squint, appearing to have Asian features.

John really got turned off by the taste of the poo that trickled in his mouth from Jane giving him a Tokyo Sandblaster.

by TheAirman1986 November 13, 2010

Tokyo Sandblaster

A sexual act performed by a women on a man involving fecal matter. Only Conan O'Brien knows the details.

John really got turned off by the taste of the poo that trickled in his mouth from Jane giving him a Tokyo sandblaster.

by BadgerPoison November 13, 2010

Tokyo Sandblaster

Sexual position described by Conan O'brien on his show.

Johnny gave Mary a Tokyo Sandblaster last night.

by Shoelace672 November 13, 2010

tokyo sandblaster

Proper noun: After drying one's penis to the point of near rash, mount from behind and thrust sexually. Upon climax scream "It's Godzilla!" Over and over

Conan: Dude, I gave this girl a Tokyo sandblaster last night!
Jeffrey: Well did you even have the decency to take her out for an egg roll after?

by The Forgotten Hobbit November 13, 2010

Tokyo Sandblaster

The Tokyo Sandblaster is where a guy is eating out a woman while "motorboating" her vagina and squints his eyes so he looks Japanese when she looks down at him in pleasure.

My girlfriend LOVES the Tokyo Sandblaster! I gave it to her and her girlfriend last night!

by C-Note Johnson November 16, 2010