swedish three

2 men 1 woman group sex. Opposite of Russian Three
Me and my friend had a swedish three in a czech brothel.
by ZZLT January 05, 2011
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swedish pinwheel

when a guy is hanging upside down from a ceiling fan and a girl is blowing him.
"DOOD, I met this crazy kinky girl who gave me a swedish pinwheel man! All the blood from my head went straight to my cock, greatest hard-on ever"
by frannyglass January 26, 2010
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Swedish Jesus

Technically, Opeth's lead vocalist, guitarist and songwriter, Mikael Åkerfeldt.
"After listening to Orchid, I feel blessed by Swedish Jesus."
by Ms.MT December 21, 2011
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Swedish Meatball

A sex act wherein the male ejaculates onto the females face, wipes it up with his scrotum and the female proceeds to suck them clean.
"Dude, I gave her the Swedish meatball and she went nuts"

"Becky over there is a FIEND for Swedish Meatballs"
by Xerxikun June 19, 2008
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swedish spelunker

the art of giving a guy oral intercourse and deepthroating his cock to the point where it causes the person to upchuck on said cock. after which the man proceeds to anally penetrate the person using the fresh puke as lubrication.
zach likes giving swedish men swedish spelunkers in sweden on swedish holidays.
by Shannon & Spencer March 12, 2008
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Swedish Fish

A prime example of the Swedish spirit. To make so much, with so little. Red candies with one singular taste, that never the less remain absolutely delicious from start to finish. Seriously, I'd eat a Swedish bitches herps if she told me they were Swedish Fish.
"Go grab me some Swedish Fish, you fuckin' prick."
by Dr. Goodethyme, PHd. March 04, 2007
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Swedish Helicopter

An daringly acrobatic sex position on a bed, where a dude stands his hoe up upside-down on her shoulders & the back of her neck, as he criss-crosses her open legs standing up, then blasts her in a downward thrusting position!
After she finished huffing my DONG, I tossed that bith into a swedish helicopter position, just as the fuckin ceiling fan smashed me in the back of the head.
by The Backdoor Matador September 13, 2008
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