the best time to wear a striped sweater

Is all the time

-Spongebob Squarepants

Spongebob Squarepants Singing
*The best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time*

by yolomcswaggermuffins November 25, 2014

sleasel

N. a person who is both sleazy and a weasel, ie. of low moral standards and possessing the tendency to get out of obligations and/or responsibilities.

Not only did he lie about stealing the money, but the spent the money on a hooker! What a sleasel!

by D. T. January 31, 2008

Smeasel

One who is both smug and a weasel.

People of this ilk take great pleasure is possessing these characteristics because they are smug weasels.

Jaycob Mullingham Turner III of Chelmsford Chelmsfordshire is the only known living example of a Smeasel.

'That guy Jake has such and smug face and the personality of a weasel'

'Yeh, that's why they call him Smeasel'

by Wickery January 16, 2014

sweater fetish

An extreme love of guys in sweaters. Not always sexual but sometimes is. Sweaters are exceptionally great when paired with button downs.

That girl has a sweater fetish, that guy in a sweater is so attractive to her, it kinda turns her on a little, I don't think she wants it on him much longer.

by Sweaterfetisher November 27, 2014

Sheasexual

Only attracted and love Shea, represented by colors and hues in the sky after a rainbow

I identify as sheasexual

by lilcup33 May 31, 2021

Douche Sweater

the end result of a woman's pubic hairs being covered in toilet paper with urine, blood or other substances as a bonding agent.

I was going to go down on Stacy until I saw she was wearing her Douche Sweater

by KatieMcDuh March 21, 2011

scrotum sweater

A thick layer of pubic hair that pertains only to men as its function is keeping the scrotum super toasty.

"Holy hot tamales, look at that guy's pubes!"
"That's a serious scrotum sweater he's got there!"

by hSak March 5, 2016