Swan dive

When you need to poo so badly, you run to the bathroom, drop your drawers and poo mid sitting down.

I had to go so bad, I ran up three flights of stairs and took a swan dive as soon as I got to the can.

by Jujunum September 1, 2013

Swan Dive

When a girl with huge boobs walks into a room. Like the guy from the Old Spice commercial, you just wanna climb up to the highest point of the room and jump down mimicking the motion used in the commercial. "Swan Dive!"

Girl walks into your workplace with huge boobs and wearing a low-cut shirt. As soon as she leaves, you look at your co-workers, hold your hands above your head in a swan-dive position and say "Swan Dive"!

by Swipa September 26, 2010

Swan Dive

While moving in to give a blowjob the girl or guy sneezes/coughs and gets poked in the eye by the massive boner.

"My girl totally has a black eye after she did the swan dive last night. It was awesome!"

by Hairless Chipmunk April 28, 2009

Swan lake

The shittiest place on Earth.

Person one:"If I wanted 6474658 pounds of weed, where would I go?"
Person two:"Swan Lake."

by Smoke 6ud July 4, 2009

Swan Draught

Water collected from the Swan River in Perth, Western Australia at high tide. It is bottled and labelled as beer. Usually contains traces of urine and crab. Contains chunks of seaweed and debris.

Also known in many circles as 'Super', referring to the similarities between Swan Draught beer and Leaded Petroleum.

'a pint of super thanks!'

'check out that bogan over there, drinking Swan Draught'

by lysdexiar31 October 17, 2008

swan virgin

a person or persons who has not yet personally been pecked by you. If you have asked a person whether they are a swan vergin and they are, you are obligated to peck them; thus taking their swan virginity.

someone is minding their own business;

you: exuse me

someone:yes?

you: are you, a swan virgin?

someone: um...yeah

you: start pecking them whilst imitating a bird call

by clyde, the alter ego September 17, 2008

swan margerine

An upscale form of duck butter, said to
contain fewer calories than than the
original smegma-based spread. Delightful on rye bread!

The ambassador dined on quail eggs and
imported crackers smeared heavily with
fragrant swan margerine.

by Kleetus Kirklen, esq. August 14, 2004