Bangalore Suprise

A cobra in a basket sent as a warning and/or method of assanination. To place a venemous snake in a box and send it to a unwitting victim.

While eatin his curry crisps, the young Satin Slipper was bit by a cobra when he unknowingly opened a Bangalore Suprise. In the movie Kill Bill, Bill's brother dies as a result of a Bangalore Suprise. Because the market owner raised his daily rent, the young snake charmer sent the boss's home a Bangalore Suprise.

by Lefty John March 8, 2010

apple sauce suprise

When a guy cums in a girls mouth and swirls it around in her mouth until she swolles it

Apple sauce suprise isAfter the guy Apple sauce surprised me I never ate apples again

by John buckabitch November 17, 2015

propane tank suprise

When having sex from the rear, known as "doggy style", after climaxing, and your partner turns around and smiles at you, you grab a propane tank and smack her in the your partner in the head with it.

"My girlfriend is pissed at me... I cumed all over her ass last night and when she was getting up to go take a shower, she turned around and looked at me and i gave her the propane tank suprise."

by Billy Carr September 26, 2006

Brown Suprise

when sucking of a females butt hole ...and SUPRISE a big brown poop layed nestled in your mouth

Susie was sucking alex's Butt hole and all the sudden she was nurturing a brown suprise!

by DSC Baby August 28, 2007

Mountain Man Suprise

When you get a very hot girl to sleep with you only to find she has a massive amount of pubic hair.

Guy 1: So, how was Rebecca after the party last night?
Guy 2: Fucking Mountain Man Suprise!
Guy 1: Really? I didn't notice.
Guy 2: Gross.

by Perplexing Enigma April 11, 2011

Lady Gaga Chocolate Hotdog Ravioli Suprise

Performed only in St.Louis. You do a high kick under the arch, and as you do this, your transgender dong pops out and you crap your pants at the same time. You finish this maneuver by eating toasted ravioli covered in Blemen.

You should avoid the Lady Gaga Chocolate Hotdog Ravioli Suprise directly after Cardinals Games.

by zShortbusz November 25, 2009

pirate suprise

When a woman fails to give up the pussy and falls asleep for the night, jerk off onto one of her eyes and tie a bandana around her head so that it is covering the injected eye socket. When she awakens, the cum will be dry and when she rips the dried bandana off she screams "arrrrrrgh" like a pirate.

The bitch fell asleep early last night without giving it up so I gave her the pirate suprise.

by scott savell February 29, 2008