pantry suprise

when your low on groceries and haven't been able to
get to the store so you invent some random food concoction made from what is left over in the fridge and pantry
to make it look like you have something for dinner.

Your family asks you whats for dinner and you respond with
"pantry suprise!".

by smarterthansmartone August 26, 2011

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suprise car

A car with no working brake lights (including the ones in the windshield too). When this car comes to a stop, it may suprise you, especially if the driver is a hard braker.

Sadly, sometimes hard braking is intentional if the driver knows his brake lights are out. If you rear end a car, you are always at fault, no matter what.

I kept an eye on the suprise car infront of me, I think the shady foreigner inside was trying to get a cheap screwjob.

by The Sub February 25, 2005

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Madagascar Suprise

When your fuckin some girl from behind, and while u pull out, sequentuely a friend comes over and switches with you. this process must feel to the girl like it has been the same guy the whole time. then you walk in front of her and say her name, so when she looks at you shes like. "WHAT THE FUCK, WHOS BEEN BOOCHIN ME!?"

Mike was fuckin this bird and pulled a perfect madagascar suprise on her with the assistance of his friend Gary.

by dizz8888 July 12, 2008

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Sole Suprise

The act of while having sex, telling your partner that you have a suprise, so they blindfold themselves, then you shat all over their face and body. You then shout to her "SOLE SUPRISE!"

Close your eyes, I have a Sole Suprise!

by Furry December 9, 2008

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