scornudo

The act of being embarassed and also being belittled because your slob girl/wife is with another man and your the last to find out. Of Italian modern slang origin and relates closely to cornudo.

Look at Bruno...his girl is such a puttana. What a scornudo he is and he dont even know it!

by sabbytine September 9, 2011

scornography

Media made with the express purpose of causing the emotion of scorn in the viewer. Scornography's main purpose is to flood the viewer with the most obnoxious and unintelligent people possible, ensuring that they fall far below the average viewer in likability. This way, viewers can unite in their hatred of the characters, and feel a brief burst of artificially inflated self-esteem. These shows are the public executions of our times, except instead of the death they so often deserve, the stars of the shows are showered with attention, fame and money.

"Jersey Shore," "The Real Housewives of ___," "Keeping Up With the Kardashians" are all examples of scornography.

by camidon January 5, 2012

sterned

a situation in which no matter what you do you can't get that last piece of shit out of your ass.

I missed the concert because I got sterned for 2 hours.

by jefortuno April 17, 2006

Shorns

A word particularly effective when exaggerated (SHHOOOOORRN-ZZZ)and pronounced in a deep/bassy voice.

Usually uttered/bellowed in situations of enormous bordem and/or insanity.

Dates back to the times of "King Glegluna" (1376 - '84 - Mongilia)
The word was bellowed through a large horn, which marked the day that it was legal to breed Wombats with Grey Hounds.

1) 4:30am on a Sunday night, slight drizzle, piercingly cold wind, the night has been used up... Gazing into an empty McDonalds Carpark, look left.. stillness.. look right..at your friend sitting in the car next to you, hands on he's ears, head down, leaning an inch away from the horn.
Look forward.. nothing.. stillness.... when all of a sudden you see something move in your peripheral vision to your right.. you look over and your friend is looking at you with a look of crazed insanity mixed with desperation.. he looks forward, takes a deep breath and lets out a bellowing.... "SHOOOOOORRRNNSSSS!!!"

2) a word that may provide a code name for a certain person, place, or thing.
eg. Man 1 - "Where are you going Frank?"
Man 2 - "Settle the fuck down Steven! I'm going to Shorns house to get a cappucino, you comin?"

As you can see in this particular scenario, "Shorns House" has been applied to the word "Maccas", or "McDonalds"

by Steeeeevvennnnnn April 2, 2009

spornfish

A rare contemplation of what you get when you mix Shari Sporn with Gary Fisher.

If Gary Fisher and Shari Sporn were to make babies we would refer to them as Spornfish.

by rachelRIOT! January 9, 2008

Starned

released from a contract or agreement for lack of performance; fired, as in the case of Kalib Starnes, former UFC fighter.

After two months of weak sales, Bob got Starned from his job.

by luke4907 April 22, 2008

Sterning

A word to describe something that is tough or solid

This pipe is sterning solid, it will never break with this hammer.

by Axeman112 February 21, 2012