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staring into space

when you stare into space you are generally looking in the direction furthest away. its when you have been left to your own thoughts, and with no-one to talk to but yourself, and the pointlessness of losing your eyes cause it takes too much effort you just stare at no place in particular. If you're staring in to space, don't stare at any else, especially not your secret crush, it's weird mate and frowned upon.
that kids staring into space, he must have a LOT on his mind.
by EchoMonkey May 28, 2019
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sharting

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basically when its relly quiet and then all of sudden you think you're fart is gonna be quiet and you shit your pants instead.
#1-Guys we have to go now....i mean it we have to go now.
#2-Why whats wrong...what happened?
#3-I just sharted.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....lauren and denver
by jessica March 28, 2004
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Staring Rights

An incidental, innocent gaze at someone where your head has to turn less to see them, than their's does to see you. More head turn means less staring rights, for example. Adds more uncomfortability factor if you have to turn your head to gaze at someone, they notice you looking and they're WTF'ing at you.

Best done while waiting for a train or something that requires glancing in one direction continually where the person you want to check out is also in that direction.
I was at the diner yesterday and I tried to check this girl out a bit better, but she noticed me looking over and had the staring rights on me.
by I M Not Nice March 9, 2011
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Starkington

The best, most randomly artistic person in the whole wide world. She also has the awesomest hair in the world, the wackeyist sense of humor, the skiniest arms, and friends who love her.

Starkington is also the abreviation for the city-state starkingtontownvilleburgcity.
We should drive to starkington.
by juliasfriend... October 12, 2011
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American Starving

This is most often confused with actual starvation. It's the time when one thinks one is about to die of hunger, when actually, Americans have no idea what starving is because they are, on average, fed three meals a day.
(1) I'm so starving! I could eat a whole elephant!

(2) Oh really? You are so starving? Because you just ate about an hour ago.

(1) Fine! I'm American Starving.
by jlightning1 May 20, 2011
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Patrick Starring

When you stay at home with nothing to do other than wait for your friend to come back from whatever plans they have that day. It is inspired by the episode of Spongebob Squarepants titled "New Student Starfish", when Patrick is upset that Spongebob has to go to school and can't hang out. Spongebob asks Patrick, "What do you normally do while I'm gone?" To which Patrick replies, "Wait for you to get back!"
Friend A: "Sorry, I can't hang out right now, I have work until ten."
Friend B: "That's okay, I'll just be Patrick Starring until you get out."
by kina coco October 18, 2014
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Ringo Starving

Dude, let's get a kebab. I'm Ringo Starving.
by Uncle Berko January 7, 2016
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