Mexican standoff

Where two guys stand across from each other and they start to jerk off, first one to cum is declared winner.

Me and Tommy had a Mexican standoff last night but he won.

by westynator May 23, 2015

sacramento standoff

When an NBA teams best player, its coach, its GM, and its hands-on owner all roundly and simultaneously despise each other.

The Kings dysfunction this year was due to a textbook Sacramento Standoff.

by RabidHybrid May 22, 2016

Jamaican standoff

A dispute between two people or two groups that is settled by smoking marijuana. marijuana, weed, doobie, blunt, ganja, Mary Jane, cannabis, joint, reefer, Mexican standoff

Our frat got together to confront the frat at the other school over who gets the best seats at the college football game. Instead of a fist fight, we had a Jamaican standoff and a keg. It's all good.

by joecoolthefool June 20, 2016

Canadian standoff

When two people are trying to go through the same door at the same time

A Canadian standoff is two people going through the same door like,

*Canadian accent* "Please after you." "Oh no, no after you."

"But you've got groceries."
"I know, but it's mostly junk food so please you go."

by Dr. Knockers and bear January 26, 2017

California Standoff

A double jerk consisting of two men. First to fire wins. Ready, Aim, Rub!

That hurts, Jimmy. Rub slower so I can win this California Standoff.

by Mr. OJay May 21, 2017

Leon Standoff

When two hillbillies or other form of low class degenerates argue over very obscure or meaningless things to modern society such as fish or dear meat. Usually these arguments are fueled by 3.2 beer or other low quality booze

After a long day of drinking fine American Pilsner Bob did not want to share his fish bounty with Joe this resulting in a Leon Standoff

by T-DrizzleDrop69 August 4, 2017

Winchester Standoff

Referring to when you tell someone if they die, you'll sacrifice yourself to bring them back, knowing they too would do the same. The cycle of sacrificing yourself to save the other.

Sam and Dean are usually involved in a Winchester Standoff with each other.

by Yak of All Trades January 19, 2019