Whilst standing at the stove cooking some bacon for a hearty breakfast one "serves," i.e. ejaculates in their lady's mouth, who has been on her knees providing oral stimulation. Usually performed by weightlifting types who want all the bacon for themselves and force their lady to have semen for breakfast.
1) I gave my girlfriend the stand and serve this morning before she went to work. She had to get another shower because she was covered in bacon grease and my semen.
2) Lady: Can't you cook something besides bacon while you stand and serve me?
Man: No Slut! I need that protein for my squat tonight!
2) Lady: Can't you cook something besides bacon while you stand and serve me?
Man: No Slut! I need that protein for my squat tonight!
by Bulbous Jack H November 15, 2011
The way a hooker stands in her heels when she is working one heel up against the wall the other on the ground
by Rock n roll with Ziggy March 18, 2021
noun
A female who is used by a male to temporarily fill the position of "girlfriend" until a legitimate relationship opportunity presents itself.
The stand-in gf is kept around for the amusement and satisfaction of the male, and so he doesn't get lonely.
The male will often spew phrases such as "I love you" and "I love my girlfriend", though it is and always was his intent to drop said female for one who is actually attractive.
See also: stand-in boyfriend
A female who is used by a male to temporarily fill the position of "girlfriend" until a legitimate relationship opportunity presents itself.
The stand-in gf is kept around for the amusement and satisfaction of the male, and so he doesn't get lonely.
The male will often spew phrases such as "I love you" and "I love my girlfriend", though it is and always was his intent to drop said female for one who is actually attractive.
See also: stand-in boyfriend
Chick 1: Check out that ugly hag hanging out with that hottie. He's way out of her league!
Chick 2: Yea she's definitely a stand-in girlfriend, I'm gonna go talk to him.
Chick 2: Yea she's definitely a stand-in girlfriend, I'm gonna go talk to him.
by borderlinegenius November 19, 2013
For a man to hold a woman in the air or braced against the wall or counter while performing sexual intercourse
by The one and only MC May 05, 2007
The perk in COD 4 when you are shot and lay on the ground with your pistol to have a last stand at killing someone.
by TJ Shobadobadingdong March 17, 2008
by MonkeyMan32 September 10, 2009
Similar to "Sausage Fest" yet does not mean that women are not in the vicinity. Usually includes 3+ guys, typically "Sausages" who have no chance of getting any girls. Commonly referred to as "The Stand."
by Steven Muntner *see RAT-MAN March 01, 2005