To Khan Someone

To crush the skull of someone between your hands
To Khan Someone means to kill someone by caving in their skull

Khan: Grabs Markus
Markus: *Screams*
Khan: YOU SHOULD HAVE LET ME SLEEP!
Markus: *Screams some more*
*CRUNCH*
by Some rando out there December 08, 2022
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notebooking someone

'The Notebook' is a film and it is said that when a girl or boy notebooks another person they are destened to become like the couple in the film, to live happy together for an eternity. it is said once you 'notebook' someone you you are tid to them in some way.
Ally-'Say Im A Bird'
Noha-'Your A Bird'
Ally-'Now Say your A Bird'
Noah-'If Your A Bird, I'm A Bird'
Notebooking Someone..
by i'm A Bird..<3 October 05, 2010
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float someone

pay someone elses' bills, keep someones' head above water
john wasn't looking to float someone but he HAD gotten her preg-o-not!
by michael foolsley November 24, 2009
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love someone

you only wish for their smile.
you always think about that person.
you always think about your future with them.
they make you happy most the time.
seeing them with someone else would make you sad but if they are happy you would still support it.
you are happy if they are happy.
love is like a pet, you feed your pet and take care of it but you never expect anything back.
you would never leave them no matter what.
crush: i dont love someone and i hadn't liked anyone for 2 years
my thoughts: painnn
by RealWifeHaver August 10, 2021
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Silly Someone

Someone who obviously didn't understand the true value of being able to think for one's self rather than letting the world turn him/her into a mindless zombie.

This individual likely set the record for world's most narrow minded fool.

Congrats!
Definition of Critical Thinking by Silly Someone:

"The WORST and most POINTLESS subject it could ever be your misfortune to be forced to take as a qualification at college. "

Teaches you how to be an argumentative, big-headed fool in life. (and possibly debates)
Teacher; "Now then, let's pop on with some Critical Thinking! Slippery slope, yayayay!"

Class; -groans in utter dismay and boredom-

"I made a Critical Thinking Joke the other day."

"You sad, sad, sad person."

XD You Silly, Silly, Silly Someone. XD
by True Mind October 26, 2010
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China someone

To China someone: to eat their pet
China that guy! He looks like he deserves it”
“I heard Ms. Tanaka tried to China someone. She’s crazy”
by PandaCrisis July 10, 2019
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to alber someone

to rek someone so hard that you almost can't express it in words. almost.
to alber someone (verb):

- damn son, you just got albered.
- don't make me alber you
by university of princeton October 13, 2015
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