Smurd

Lionel Hampton's Instrument of choice

Lionel played the smurd beautifully tonight!

by SmurdTurd January 3, 2019

curtle smudge

Tha act of shoving ones balls into a wooden hole then having another male smash a egg over the curtle smudgers penis.

"I love to curtle smudge trees so much!"
ME:"Right onn"

by Tripple acid whooper June 12, 2011

Butt smudgie

wen your arse is sweaty and unwiped and u press it up against a object or a person leaving behind a smudgie for all!

wen you pass out im goanna give u a butt smudgie!!

by pappawally July 14, 2020

shit smudge

A mark of shit left behind in your underwear from either not wiping or not wiping properly with a wet wipe. To call someone a shit smudge is very derogatory.

That guy at the bar all drunk and picking fights with everyone is a real shit smudge.

by jimmybomm November 9, 2020

Smudged Crossword

A particularly severe case of aesthetically challenged dental features.

This girl who works in the off licence has got the worst teeth you've ever seen - like a smudged crossword.

by theredfella January 25, 2016

Smudged

To get jerked off by a ghost. Typically used when a new or haunted house isn't cleared of spirits (intentionally) so that someone spending the night has an opportunity to have a ghost masterbate them.

Before you burn the sage to clear out evil spirits, let's spend at least one night here to see if I can get smudged by a spooky ghost. They have super soft hands.

by Jennifer Suttonsworthington June 6, 2018

Smudge Cuddling

The act of cuddling&or romanticizing road kill.

Bobby found a dead deer on the side of the highway and invited us to go smudge cuddling. I'm gonna go with him, you should come too.

by Smudge Cuddler March 13, 2020