Dick smells dick

Have you ever noticed a time when you've been in a dick famine for a while and then finally go out on a date, suddenly, all the men from your past who you haven't heard from in months, or even years, text you all at once. It's oddly suspicious.... almost as if one dick has caught wind of another dick being interested in you and decides to climb back into your DMs.

I went on a date on Saturday and half way through 3 guys that had ghosted me over the past year all texted me... within an hour of each other....I'm telling you, dick smells dick.

by $T$Money$ March 17, 2020

your face smells

a phrase commonly used by 9 year olds who try to be funny.

mature person: hi.
9 year old: your face smells! haha!!!1!111

by ICouldntThinkOfAProperName June 1, 2021

La Cola Smells

When a girl's butt smells like a combination of honey glazed ham, poop, and dark chocolate

She's really attractive, but La Cola Smells.

by Trad Chad February 8, 2022

The Corn Smells Nice

I want to poop on your chest.

You know, between the two of us, the corn smells nice.

by Pikcube April 11, 2019

STUPID SUB THAT SMELLS LIKE DOG PISS

A STUPID SUB THAT SMELLS LIKE DOG PISS has never taken a shower. She/he has not even gotten a teaching degree

You: Bro this STUPID SUB THAT SMELLS LIKE DOG PISS
Me: I know right they can't even be bussin bussin, no cap no kizzy on god they are dumb.

by InfinitySleepYT February 14, 2022

OH, SPEAK TO ME OL' TOOTHLESS WONDER. YOUR VOICE HAS CHANGED, BUT YOUR BREATH STILL SMELLS THE SAME.

what you say to somebody who has just flatulated.

by weave March 26, 2003

your shit smells of roses

1.If someone says something about you, and you are saying it like 'what so your perfect?'

2.If some bitch walks into the loo and says whoo! smelly one!

1. dave: OMFG! your hair is greasy!
mack: what, and your shit smells of roses?

2.Cassandra: PHWOAH! THAT REEKS, TAFFY!
Taffy: What, and your shit smells of roses, does it?

by Joe September 5, 2005