Smartphone Intervention

Sitting a friend down and telling them their phone sucks, specifically that they need to get a smartphone.

"Guys, Jimmy just called me instead of texting me back on his lame flip phone. We totally need to stage a Smartphone Intervention."

by thesharon December 5, 2011

SMAP

Sporst Music Assemble People

Japan`s most successful boy band to date.
The 5 members are also comedians and actors.

SMAP is coming out with a new single today.

by tanukisanyo May 9, 2005

smat

stands for Sauce Me A Text

The act of sending a text to a chum, bro, or bitch

That bitch smat last night, and I was too pissed to give a shit!

by Glenn Roderick February 22, 2011

smats

Same as something that hurts.

Owww!....smats

by fruit May 16, 2003

Smatch

1. An ass-slapping motion.
2. The period in the Ottoman Empire when the flags were ripped down to be turned into dresses.

See also 38th parallel

Smatchin' it to the 38th parallel, bitchez!!!

by Tituba Don't Truck Wit No Consonants September 14, 2006

smattering

a variety, or a sampling

I was given a smattering of stamps to choose from.

by Patricia Gibbens September 12, 2003

smather

To cover another's mouth with your scrotum to temporarily inhibit breathing. Non-sexual form of male dominance. Portmanteau of sac + smother.

Bitch, talk shit and I'll smather you.

by A Dawg A May 12, 2008