Slippery bowl

An inanimate object that you blame for your foolish fuck-up, knowing full well that it was your own damn clumsiness.

*drops a bowl while drying dishes* "DAMN SLIPPERY BOWL!!"

by NeildeGrasseDyson February 27, 2015

slippery hotdog

When a woman lays face down and the man inserts his member into her sperm locker. natural juices builds and the member slips out slidding between her butt cheeks.

Hey man close call last night. I gave her a slippery hotdog.

by trimmean November 23, 2010

Slippery Chuck

The act of regurgitating on a female's chest in order to facilitate a properly lubricated titty fuck.

Last night, my girlfriend and I drank too much so I Slippery Chucked her.

by steadymatt February 4, 2009

Slippery Scooter

When someone is soaked from gay bar sweat there is no need for anal lube

Stewart is a slippery scooter, makes it easy to slide right in.

by HarryOne January 14, 2008

slippery nuggets

When you testicles are sweaty so they stick to your pants and you have to peel them off your pants, often occurs at place/ evnts like a wedding, or a funeral, and sometimes even denstist appointments.

Man, oh, man, I have a bad case of the slippery nuggets, I should use the bathroom to un-slippify myself.

by Jimmy Flamingo March 8, 2016

Slippery Martha

(n) When a man mounts a woman and sprays maple syrup into her orifice. Causing a Slippery Martha feeling of Canadian pleasure.

"Man, I got on top of that girl and shot my maple syrup load onto her back! She was one slick bitch!"

"Ill!! What a Slippery Martha!"

by Slippery Martha Master June 4, 2009

Slippery Seacow

Bedding a larger woman and upon climax spilling your milk all over her and then proceeding to use her ample fat rolls as a slip 'n' slide.

" Hey Gregory, I took home a fat chick last night and had myself a slippery seacow. It was a blast!"

"My boyfriend gave me a slippery seacow last night and he slid off the bed and busted his lip!"

by rignfendo September 30, 2011