Shut the Box

A game built into a box with a lid, where the object is to get all the tiles (1-9) down by rolling two dye and putting down any combination of tiles that equal the total of the two numbers rolled. You keep rolling until you can no longer put any tiles down. If you do not get all of the tiles down in your turn it is the next players turn. You keep playing until one player gets all of the tiles down and then you can shut the box and the game ends. When the box is opened in a room or generally confined space then everyone who was in said space has to participate in a game of shut the box. YOU CANNOT SHUT THE BOX PREMATURELY! This has been know to make the Devil jump out of the box and eat all or some of the faces of the players and/or their family s. YOU CANNOT LEAVE THE ROOM WHILE THE GAME IS IN PLAY. This can cause all player's minor discomfort and itchiness in the middle of their backs (that part that you cannot reach no matter how hard you try)and/or death via blender trauma to the head. You can be give special permission to leave the room temporarily to poop if you end up with score for that round as a 1 or a 69. PLEASE do not open the box outdoors as it is required that everyone within 3 miles to play the game and those can be very long games if you live in a city...

Also it is completely acceptable to play shut the box in Denny's at 4Am as it is no longer a black convention and the stoners have gone back from whence they came for the night.

"Lets shut this mother f*ckin' box"
"I hope I get a 69 so I can go pee..."
"DONT OPEN THE B... *sigh" this is going to be a long night of Shut the Box"

by DarkMobius January 13, 2009

shut dat shit up

when you are tired of listening to people talk and they are gettin on your last nerve!!

"Man i am so tired of your mouth, shut dat shit up."

by %^&%$@ April 19, 2009

shut your muffins

a polite way to tell someone that their buttcheeks are talking shit.

Larry: My ass hurts from getting rammed by the black guys I hire at the furniture store.

Dave: Shut your muffins!

by slurret May 17, 2010

shut fuck the up

what you type instead of shut the fuck up in a hurry.

Random troll: "OMG this guy sucks totally like this fuking commenntt !!!111!!!
Average rage user: "SHUT FUCK THE UP!"
Grammar Nazi: "Don't you mean shut the fuck up?"

by gobbleshit November 28, 2014

shut your mean green crispy clean lime licking booty bean up

SHUT UPPPPPP

JERRY: im better than all of you

JASON: shut your mean green crispy clean lime licking booty bean up

by anonymous October 9, 2021

Shut the fuck up fallacy

The ultimate trump card when someone uses a fallacy in a feeble attempt to disqualify your reasonable argument

"Argumentum ad hominem? I invoke the Shut the fuck up fallacy".

by MackSneale January 17, 2022

shut up the fuck

Originally used during a fit of rage, a scrambled way of saying the phrase "shut the fuck up" now seen as a humorous term to use by the Tuesday Night Meeting crew fro "shut the fuck up."

Shut up the Fuck! Shut up the Fuck! Shut up the Fuck!

by charlygordon123456 July 25, 2006