shite tights

when you have sneakily put your mrs work tights on for a bit of a laugh when you are at work and accidently shite in them and then just chuck them back in her drawer and hope she doesnt notice

whats that smell in the room brian
i dont know

why you lookin at me
it always smells like this
maybe its your shite tights

by Himindoors November 24, 2018

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Get the shite tightsmug.

Shite in a poke

Shite in a poke Scottish Slang for fuck off.

"Go shite in a poke bobby"

by Counfsed June 2, 2018

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Get the Shite in a pokemug.

Shite ite

A way to say shut up if your name starts with F.

“Man you get no bitches!!” -person #1
“Shite ite” - person number 2 whines

by Fortnite god 11 December 31, 2021

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Get the Shite itemug.

Shite Castle

nickname for White Castle using the replacement word shite, which is brit-slang for shit.

Why did I eat that whole sack of sliders from Shite Castle last night? I am paying for it today.

by jammy2 August 31, 2010

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Get the Shite Castlemug.

Someone that talks with the confidence that they are correct about a subject but are in fact total liars and have a developed renown for this. Often the person that is lying is completely unaware that his audience knows that they are lying.

Cole Kuzmici: and oh yeah I once knew this guy that fell asleep on a rope. He was a friend of my dad who is a high ranking official in NATO...
Me: That's nonsense mate, you are a total shite trumpet.

I don't believe anything Kuzmici says. He is a total shite trumpet.

by harrisishere January 16, 2008

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