Knee Shatter

A joke that is subjectivly viewed as horribly unfunny.

"Never share that joke again, it was a real knee Shatter."

by BudgeFilm February 21, 2020

boal shattered

dumbass nigga jackson dropped a boal during among us

person 1: brb, boal shattered
person 2: really nigga

by chink monkey November 3, 2020

Shatters

A new term used by VSCO girls that basically means the same thing as lit, fire, or slaps.

Annoying Middle School Girl 1: Hey Juno, that new scrunchie on your hydroflask shatters!
Annoying Middle School Girl 2: Thanks, Midnight! My mom bought it for me in addition to these Birkenstocks!

by lemons-hate-you October 13, 2019

jakob's shatter

tfw you meet an arrogant person that tries to intimidate you so in order to regain harmony you must show said person they ain't shit.

queer 86: yea, that creep wanted to dangle a carrot like im vegan, so i had to lend a hand in jakob's shatter

queer: youse a cow, huh. mooooooooove.

by 4cc_bloom May 19, 2019

Shatter

When an individual switches their personality to the opposite of themselves

Taken from “Transformers: Shattered Glass”, when the good guys are bad, and bad guys are good.

“The first time I ever shattered was when I asked that one fine chick out on a date and she called me stupid”

by SEN10L July 22, 2025