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sciencestition

"Sciencestition: a belief or notion, not based on scientific method or knowledge, but rather the blind acceptance of theories, from certain fraternal 'scientists' that drink each other's proverbial bathwater."
The bloodletting of George Washington for ''inflammatory quinsy,'' a severe infection of the throat, was a sciencestition commonly practiced by doctors in 1799.
by Truthbrary July 14, 2014
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Scientific Tourettes

When someone always randomly yells out the answers to questions during science class as if they have tourettes...only for scientific stuff.
Teacher: Now class, the most common way for an organism to-

Micah: -Flagella!

Alana and Caroline: Man, Micah has scientific tourettes!
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scientits

1) a female scientist. most commonly used by a pervert, or a sexist
-OR-
2) a misspelling of scientist. most commly used if not paying attention when typing, or dyslexic
1) Man 1: "Dude, did you see that new scientits?"
Man 2: "Hell yea man!"

2) *when typing* <b> scientits </b>...
you *thinking* DAMMIT
by nope,no,nuh uh March 30, 2009
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scientific idiot

A type of person who will never change their view on a subject no matter how many facts you show them
Bob:The earth is round

Larry: No its flat
As you can see from the text, Larry is a scientific idiot
(Larry is an imaginary character)
by MortisBringerOfDoom September 10, 2021
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Scientific Billy

In a rude act while three young lads partake in a classified scientific experiment when they insert the three penises into the lassies front orifice in a triangle formation.
Hey there Scooter, gather your lab coat, call up Calvert and let’s perform this fucking Scientific Billy!
by Vince Sasso June 29, 2022
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The starting sentence to instantly makes your sentence real or believable.
by BATMN every day December 12, 2018
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scientists

A natural philosopher.
Perhaps some of the some most important people ever. Where would we be without them? We wouldn't even have urban dictionary without them. Who would save the earth if it were on the brink of a nuclear holocaust? An artist? Nope, don't think so.
Scientists improve the world and you know it, bitch.
by xjelly-jellx October 4, 2010
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