Schizophrenic

a person who smoked alot of weed and now is schizophrenic

pot smoker : i wonder where matt is he’s late for smoking some weed
schizophrenic : the horns are out to get me im not getting out this bed or im gonna die

Schizophrenic by Know's Alot May 27, 2011

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Schizophrenic

that totally awesome album by JC Chasez. Absolutely amazing. Ok, so it's all about sex, sex, sex but it's just brilliant!

M: Have you listened to Schizo yet?
K: Um... no?
M: Well, get on it! You'll love it! I promise.

Schizophrenic by magz September 20, 2005

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Schizophrenocracy

Schizophrenocracy
Main Entry: schizo·phre·no·cracy
Pronunciation: skit-sə-ˈfrē-nə-krə-sē
Function: noun
Etymology: New Latin
Date: 2010

1 : Government by the double minded
2 : a psychotic disorder characterized by the governing body's loss of contact with the electorate, noticeable by the deterioration in the level of functioning in everyday life, and by disintegration of personality expressed as disorder of feeling, thought (as delusions), perception (as hallucinations), and behavior —called also dementia praecox — compare paranoid schizophrenocracy.
3 : contradictory or antagonistic qualities or attitudes in a governing body.

Both parties…have exhibited schizophrenocratic behavior regarding the proposed legislation.

Some people in the U.S. say that we live in a Democracy. Some say we live in a representative republic. Actually, they are both wrong. We live in a schizophrenocracy.

Schizophrenocracy by Antipartisan1 December 31, 2010

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schitzophrenic

An elaborate web of lies. A conspiracy created by anyone aginst you. The intention is to trick you into stepping into their trap. The sole purpose is to fool you into failing. Ruin yourself.

"Them boys went schitzophrenic on me"

schitzophrenic by Próff April 27, 2017