Cum scare

When you are really getting into a good porn video and just when the video gets to the part where the woman starts to cum, the video cuts to a closeup of a penis cumming and screams, "You're masturbating to a penis!" It is one of the most traumatizing things that can happen.

Guy 1: I got cum scared last night and it was the worst night of my life.
Guy 2: What's that?
Guy 1: You don't ever want to find out.

by PassTheBanana27 August 13, 2016

Pregancy Scare

Pregnancy scares still count as being pregnant.
It is not when you get scared that you might be pregnant, but it is when you actually do get pregnant, but the baby gets scared out of your uterus.

Sam: Did you know that Sabloobies has been pregnant 4 times? But twice it was just a pregancy scare .

by PenisInAWrapAKAForeskin November 12, 2010

Red Scare

where a girl, during mother natures monthly gift, may or may not have leaked somewhere and isnt sure about it and cannot go back to find out.

Girl 1: OH MY GOD.

Girl 2: What?

Girl 1: I am having a red scare moment right now.. I was just riding in a friends car..

by annononononononononononooooooo March 28, 2011

Dumping Scare

When you are at severe risk of being DUMPED by someone but then it turns out to all be JKS

Jona : WOW he found out i cheated on him !
Abs: Really what happened?
Jona: basically... DUMPING SCARE!

by Jamhole.com May 7, 2010

healthy scare

A nice surprise, like a surprise birthday party.

Bob had a healthy scare when his family had a surprise party for him.

by TheFormalPanda January 8, 2015

National Scare Someone Day

Go up to anyone and scare them

it’s national scare someone day
boo 🎃

by heyiwanttobetiktokfamouslol October 17, 2019

red scare

anal sex between two males

Origin of definition:
butt-dick
sputnick
soviet union
communism
red scare

If you had to pick one, would you rather dock or red scare?

by Wham! April 30, 2005