salsa sharking

The act of having vaginal sex with a menstruating female.

Charlie's still in the shower. He salsa-sharked that chick from the party!

by The SARS Volta August 6, 2005

Sassy Salsa

The greatly feared 300lbs Mexican from the Pimp Ass Wrestling league in colorado. He has only 2 deadly moves...Sassy Splash, Sassy Bomb. He comes to the ring with a hash pipe, a cape and a Hat.

Holy shit its Sassy Salsa

by wo April 7, 2004

salsa slurping

When you eat a girl out on her period

She didn't tell me I would be salsa slurping tonight

by The Bootyfill Girl June 13, 2015

cooch salsa

Period blood of varying consistencies that resemble salsa.

My girl was on her period last night during sex, and when I pulled out, there was cooch salsa on my dick!

by GOOCHGOBLINTHE1 November 2, 2022

Chunky Salsa

When you have an intimate session with a girl on her period and her infected discharge also known as the term “Chunky Salsa” gets in the way

omg ryan my chunky salsa is leaking everywhere today..

Ryan: that sounds like a personal problem babe

by SlyYyYyy September 1, 2020

White salsa

That whipped cream stuff you put on things after doing the sexual

John hit me with some really nice white salsa last night

by TheMonsterMash April 26, 2017

salsa scab

Dried salsa on your t-shirt from the night before

I woke up hungover this morning and didn't realize I had to pick off my salsa scab until I arrived at work.

by 1Munkie1 August 23, 2015