Rusty Sandusky

Receiving a unwanted forced blow job from an older man while on the toilet taking a shit

I was trying to take a dump when your grandpa came in and tried to hit me with a rusty Sandusky.

by Chilliams January 2, 2012

Rusty Plumber

When a guy comes back from the gym all grimy and sweaty, and makes his boyfriend go to work on his (sexual) plumbing while wearing the plumber jeans that show off the top of his ass crack. Usually, but not always, a handjob.

Dan: Wanna go out tonight?

Nas: Nah, I just don't think I can respect you anymore, since you gave me that rusty plumber earlier.

Joe: You guys are so gay.

by marbury986 September 26, 2009

Rusty Knee

the stain on your pants left behind when you get a lap dance from a stripper who's on her period

Candy at the Gold Club gave me a rusty knee last night and ruined my cotton dockers

by Texas Haz January 12, 2009

Rusty Newspaper

The "Rusty Newspaper" is an act used to describe the actions of a man when he wipes his ass with the front page of the London Times then proceeds to fax the page to his wife when she arrives at work.

Husband- "Did you recieve the paper via fax at work this morning honey?"
Wife- "I did, it seems you've delievered me a "Rusty Newspaper". What for?"
Husband- "You burnt the coffee again this morning you F**king C**t, thats what you get."
Wife- "I hope you at least cleaned the shit off the fax machine".

by Uncle Ty October 15, 2012

rusty sponge

When you use a sponge as a cumrag and forget about it under the bed. Several weeks from then, mold will grow, fusing with the semen, forming a rust-looking sludge all over the sponge.

Person 1: Bro I found some good-ass porn but all my rags were used so I used my mom's dish sponge.
Person 2: You made sure to rinse that shit out, right?
Person 1: Nah man, I left it under my bed and now it looks like this *show sponge*
Person 2: Nigga that's a rusty sponge!

by TimmyTheSlayer February 26, 2018

Rusty Springs

A redhead or Ginger person's pubic hair.

She had blonde hair, imagine my surprise when I discovered her rusty springs down there!

by john kenny March 1, 2009

Rusty Slag

Coroded stony waste matter separated from metals during the smelting or refining of ore.

She’s such a Rusty Slag

by Digiduck March 26, 2019