white russians

a tasty drink, loved by the dude, made with 1 1/2 oz Vodka - 3/4 oz Kahlua - 3/4 oz Light Cream or Milk.

"hey, The Big Lebowski is on tv! make me a white russian, it's starting in a minute!"

by lauren brackenbury August 24, 2005

Russian style

This is a polite term for the sexual technique in which in a male rubs his penis between the breasts of a woman until he climaxes. It is also less politely called titty fucking.

Since Heather was having her period, she and Pete did it Russian style.

by Evil Bran Muffin February 13, 2010

russian dew

what you get when you mix mountain dew and vodka.

what vladimir didn't tell us was that the mountain dew was two thirds absolut

by damianD August 27, 2004

Russian Sickle

The Russian Sickle is a painful maneuver than should be used sparingly. It involves sneaking up behind an unsuspecting comrade and forcefully grabbing and squeezing his testicles for an extended period of time. This is especially painful if the recipient is wearing mesh shorts.

I was tired of hearing my co-worker Bruce brag about hi 401K so I gave him a Russian Sickle while he was at the water fountain.

by Phelpsbomb June 25, 2009

Russian Pardon

A Russian pardon is a blessing given to any act of drunkeness, homosexual encounters, wife swapping or in general being a filthy low life cunt.

Named as such as many Russians seem to like same sex (but its not gay) relations as well as wife beating and drunken drug infested rampages

Mr Cross : "Where is Viktor?"

Mr Denver: "Hes just finished smoking the skin flute of Nicholas"

Mr Cross: "What a fucking homo"

Mr Denver: "No, he has given himself a Russian pardon on that one"

Mr Cross "What do you mean Mr Denver - a Russian pardon?"

Mr Denver : "He insisted it wasnt gay as he didnt look him in the eye when copping a load in the mouth"

Mr Cross: "oh - thats fine then, definately not gay unless you make eye contact"

by Spit_Roasted_Chef December 3, 2011

russian tornado

When a girl takes the guy's penis between her hands, moveing them back and forth as if to light a fire with sticks.

My girlfriend gave me a russian tornado last night and I haven't unwinded yet.

by Skyjuice December 30, 2008

Russian-Dutch Cut

A circumcision which involves slitting the foreskin from top to bottom. It is than pealed back, wrapped around and re-stitched at the top forming a loop. Upon reaching manhood, a woman's long hair can be threaded through the hole, thus enhancing sexual pleasure. It does require additional cleaning but is an acceptable alternative to the barbaric practice of cutting the foreskin completely off a newborn who is unable to make the choice.

Did you see his penis? He got a Russian-Dutch Cut. That must drive the chicks crazy! That was most thoughtful of his parents!

by Graves G January 17, 2009