Is That A Douchebag Rule?

When somebody is intentionally doing something against the rules when its not "technically in the rulebook"

The thirdbaseman was kicking dirt as the batter was at the plate when Fred yelled out "Is that a douchebag rule? I know its not a regular rule, but is that a douchebag rule??? I just wanna know, seems like a douchebag rule to me..."

by XtremeMiggie17 July 15, 2011

The Golden Rule

When a Eugene reaches into his backpack to grab his firearm, it is time to run and find safety.

(Usually it is a school being shot up)

"Knowing the golden rule when I saw Eugene reach for his backpack, I got up from my desk and ran.

"When I saw Eugene grab his backpack, I remembered the Golden Rule and got the fuck out of there."

by EugeneInvestigator February 8, 2017

Two year rule

It is socially acceptable to go out with anyone within the two year age bracket. However the younger of the couple should be at least 14.

The "two year rule" means a 14 year old girl can go out with a 16 year old boy and still being socially accepted.

by randommzz October 20, 2009

The Rule of Finite Summers

The Rule is an acknowledgment of one's own mortality and is invoked as a means of avoiding activities, people, movies, organizations, books and TV shows that are very likely a total waste of time.

In essence, it means that each of us only have a finite number of summers left, and those summers aren't to be frittered away on meaningless crap.

"No, I didn't see the Hannah Montana movie; it runs counter to the Rule of Finite Summers."

by IslandMyk December 27, 2009

texas hat rule

The Texas hat rule states that if you take someone’s hat then you are either f*cking or fighting, and man don’t hit women.

That girl just took my hat, i hope she knows the Texas hat rule

by Papi vaquero April 23, 2021

The 5 Hour Rule

If it's been dead for more than five hours, do not put your dick in it

The most important thing to remember about the 5 Hour Rule is to check the body temperature and to also check if there's still a pulse.

by xtreme2252 July 8, 2009

one third rule

A restriction for anal sex invented by director Kevin Smith. When the penis is longer than 6 inches, you can demand that it is only inserted 1/3 the way in.

His cock was so long that she demanded the one third rule!

by JohnnyFlash71 October 16, 2010