retarded

Someone who is a dumb fuck and eats tar.

Jack ate tar he is so retarded. (real life example)

by Getrekt1738 March 26, 2016

Retarded

The word retarded in slang means to get stupid; just act how you want to; dance like you don't know what you're doing. One normally becomes "retarded" after popping an ecstasy pill or doing some sort of drug.
Remember though....ThIzZ iZ wHaT iT iZ

Get stupid, go dumb, act retarded.

by Hyphy101 December 05, 2007

retarded

an adjective used to describe something or someone that is pleasing to the eye, or looks good.

"Yo! Check out that honey... she's retarded/"

"Man your car looks retarded, them 21 inch rims are really retarded."

by katch22 May 01, 2004

Retarded

Having really good qualities about yourself; havin a banging body; somethin that is just that thang!

"He so retarded wit it!"
"Them shoes is retarded!"

by Tone Tone October 11, 2006

retarded

In this day and age, "retarded" is just another word for cool, dope, tight, chill, or whatever you say when you like something.

Beach Dude#1: Dude #2, the waves look pretty retarded out there, you wanna go catch them?
Beach Dude#2: SWEET!

Homeboy#1: Yo dawg... The clubs gonna be off da hook ta-nite. You down?
Homeboy#2: Hellz yeah homeboy#1, is gonna be retarded, foo.

RichBitch#1: Like, OMG... my dad just like totally got me the new 2005 BMW645ci. It's like, totally retarded! I love it!
RichBitch#2: That's hot... Didn't he like, get you the like, 2004 one last year?

Redneck: Ya'll imma go catchya some salmon for good eatin' tonight.
6 rednick kids: pop that's retarded!

ChineseGirl#1: Ching yong boing noi lang dong fang!
ChineseGirl#2: Pong bing dong retarded!

by Jimmy March 03, 2005

Retard

Any left-leaning subhuman. Leftists are so fucking retarded that majority of them retardedly believe trannyfags who LARP as females are biological women, race and gender is social construction, women are stronger and smarter than men, humans evolved from a fucking fish, men can get pregnant, communism is a wonderful ideology that works, women and minorities in the west are muh oppressed, diversity is our strength, faggotry or homosexuality is natural, masks work, every vaccine is totally save, there’s a billion genders, etc.

Leftist: We need to raise taxes so we can feed these totally not illegal immigrants.

Conservative: Go back to eating shit or better yet go do the world a favor and blow your brains out, retard.

by KYSF4gs November 14, 2021

Retard

Someone who thinks retard is offensive when used in an inoffensive manner

Person 1: Wow, you bought 12 tickets? You know you’re not gonna win, retard
Person 2: Yeah lol
Cashier: That’s offensive! Please don’t say that
Person 2: Shut the fuck up retard

by loomy July 29, 2020