Xiaomi Retail

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by monuzzz November 29, 2022

Retail Employee

Either an incredibly smart person who can help you in a shopping crisis. Or a complete fuck-nugget who dicks around all day and decides not to help you period with anything due to a glandular problem, or just plain incompetence.

Some retail employees are exceptionally attractive males or females and sometimes you may lust after them to to the point of statutory rape.

That Retail employee is fucking around with my request, I hope Zeus casts lightning down upon him/her.

Did you see that female retail employee? Her ass was so round and firm you could do sexual things to it!

by Asshat McSpazzypants December 16, 2008

Retaliatory Fart

The fart that is done to retaliate when someone else farts. The hope is that the person who is retaliating can have one that stinks worse or makes a louder noise.

Fred's uncle in the garage. Not wanting to be outdone, Fred released a massive retaliatory fart that stunk up the garage and boomed.

by New English September 8, 2010

retail

Awesome, excellent, fantastic.

That concert last weekend was retail.

"Hey, I got an A on my bio midterm!"
"Retail!"

by jimbothetapeworm March 23, 2009

Retsal

One who has sexual opprotunity all around him/her but fails to utilize it.

Wow, he sure is a retsal for not using his sisters friends!

by jammno January 27, 2004

Retailiate

to retaliate to someone having something new by buying something to show that yours is newer and better.

John was bragging with his new car, so Mark had to RETAILIATE by buying himself an even better car

by yaaseenBarnes August 27, 2012

retailiation

When you get too drunk embarrass her and your girlfriend decides that you both should go shopping early the next morning. You're hungover, she's spending your money, you have to join her, and all you can do is watch.

You had a good time on Friday night but you can expect some level of retailiation; like 9am on Saturday at Ikea.

by gabrielneu November 24, 2013