Republican Family Values

The family values epitomized by far right polititians and pundits including (a) phone sex with subordinates, (b) prescription drug abuse, (c) republiporn such as Scooter Libby's novel about prepubescent girls being raped by bears or Lynne Cheney's novel about lesbian sex in the old west, (d) public uses of expletives and (e) underage drinking and drug use by sons and daughters.

Now that Tom was in the top 1% tax bracket, he could openly display his Republican family values by sharing his cocaine with his kid's babysitter.

by Lawyerbot December 28, 2005

republicans

Evil and heartless people, more concerned with personal gain than with actually helping anyone. Likes taxcuts, because it means more personal gain.

Republicans? Evil! Rude and evil!

by Lord-z April 13, 2008

wretched republican

when a wretched human being decides to join the army of wretched beast Trumpers with the main goal to terminate all good things that come their way. They are all lead by a wretched bitch named Donald Trump who is the gatekeeper to hell. His main hobbies include: converting as many humans as possible into beasts, killing off all the trees and animals, making kids cry, and destroying all good in the world. His ultimate goal is to make all life on Earth a living hell. We all hope and pray that the wretched coronavirus or COVID-19 takes him and his wretched army of bitchy beasts down first.

Did you see that wretched republican over there? No surprise, they were shooting all blacks and gay people who were in their sight.

The wretched republicans just assaulted Elizabeth Warren by hitting her across the head with a TRUMP 2020 sign.

Did you see that little bitch over there carrying an AK47 and wearing a MAGA hat? They're probably a WRETCHED REPUBLICAN who believes that school kids should be shot at.

by wretched4life March 14, 2020

Republican Collective Mind

The tendency of the radical right faction of the Republican Party to think and act with a hive mind, like insects or birds. They flock together, reacting together.

The Republican Collective Mind has lost its mind; they're considering Mel Gibson to run against Arnold Schwartznegger for Governor of California because he could energize the Christian Base.

by marsharebel July 26, 2008

Republicants

A group of stuck up prudish rednecks i.e. Bush² who believe in a world where the rich get richer and everyone else is just in the way and Can"t do anything to really help America.

Guy 1: Hey man, did you hear what that Fox anchor guy said about future president Barack Obama?

Guy 2: Yea man fox has a bias against Senator Obama, everyone over there are basically republiCANTS.

by CLowen August 2, 2008

Republican toilet paper

The U.S. Constitution

Politicians such as Reagan, Bush41,Bush43,Ashcroft etc. seem to think the U.S. Constitution is just Republican toilet paper. They have used the war on drugs and the war on terror as an excuse to take away basic basic constitutional rights. Some examples include the Patriot Act, warrantless wire taps, property seizures etc.

by Mr.Juan-derful August 28, 2010

South Park Republican

A term used to decribe young voters who supports many conservative and libertarian values. They believe in some Republican issues such as tax reform and opposition of hate crime legislation but have libertarian views such as free speech. Mainstream conservatives criticize South Park as being profane and crude, but the show mocks liberal issues and communicates with the Republican issues. South Park Republicans tend to be less religious than the traditional Republicans; they are more likely to share the same values with more moderate politican Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Dave from U.C. Berkley is a South Park Republican. He does not like the liberal protesters on his campus, but he collects Playboy magazines.

by some dude in the bay area May 24, 2005