Rectal Extracation

I just had a rectal extracation. It was big I didn’t flush it for fear it would clog the pipes.
by Eaton Holgoode November 27, 2018
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Rectal Randy

Baby I'm so rectal randy, take my quivering anus now!
by Greg S. September 25, 2004
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rectal regret

The eye watering sorrow and pain felt through ones anus the day after willingly consuming massive amounts of spicy food.
"Put the toilet paper in the fridge bro, there's going to be some serious rectal regret tomorrow"
by Evil Bald Genius July 27, 2018
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rectal star

One who surrounds himself with nothing but buttholes.
"That John Thomas sure is a bigtime rectal star."
by lover of women February 06, 2004
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Rectal Snorkeler

(pron: rek′təl snôr′-kəl-lʉr)
noun. One who performs anilingus.
Did you hear about that rectal snorkeler who suffocated while snorkelling Michael Barrymore's rectum?
by cumfucker December 13, 2008
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Rectal projectile

The act of an enormous turd flying out one's rectum at a great speed, hitting with great force whatever is within it's range as it emerges.
by Pogmothoin February 15, 2009
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Rectal Wrangler

A man/woman who's only purpose on this world is to stick his erected dong into the weakened anal cavity of other organisms. This rare breed of humanity finds extreme pleasure in German Dungeon Porn and getting a slick coat of shit slabbed across his chest with the help of robotic hands. It is not uncommon to find fecal remains in their toothbrushes/hairbrushes or to find pictures of defecating corpses within scrapbooks.
Me: I'm love some rough assplay
Friend: you're such a rectal wrangler
by Jordowns April 29, 2014
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