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percussion recalibration

A witty, but accurate term for the act of hitting, dropping, or kicking something to make it work like it was just a second ago.
Person 1: "Why are you hitting your TV like that?"

*Signal clears up*

Person 2: "Percussion recalibration. I hit it, and now it works again."
by NextGen April 26, 2010
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rectal annihilation

anal sex so extreme it results in the rectal passage falling to pieces
jerry springer: today we're gonna meet someone who experienced rectal annihilation
bill cosby: it's true, theo reamed me and i've been confined to a wheelchair ever since
by rab October 9, 2007
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Reclaiming my time

When people are on your time but wasting it!
Maxine: Are you familiar with the May 23rd letter that I sent
Munchkin: Thank you for having me here, you're such a beautifu-
Maxine: RECLAIMING MY TIME. -- Answer the question, hoe.
by Dawta IMVU July 31, 2017
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Rectal breach

When something or someone is shoved into your rectum (asshole)
My cat tried to give my dog a rectal breach.
by Scat man October 4, 2003
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rectal rain

When a man comes in a womans ass and she bends over and farts.
by Anonymous October 16, 2003
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dirty recall

Pronounced (Durr-T-ReeK-all)

The act of washing ones penis and or scrotum with with a highly alcoholic solution of ethyl or isopropyl nature, most often taken after drunken intercourse with a dirtbag.

A dirty recall may be performed in the pour over top or penile insertion manner given a large enough opening.

The term dirty recall stems from the reaction that comes across a dirtbag when she reaches for her trusty scope the morning after and is unpleasantly surprised by a familiar taste.
BB1: Yo' good looks, aren't you worried about catching something from that dirtbag that you slept with last night?

BB2: Naw man, I scoped a dirty recall in her bathroom before we split.
by creamy-length May 17, 2011
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rectal warrior

A male (or female in some cases) that probes the asshole of another for pleasurable reasons. The probing is usually done in a strong and dominating fashion
Ben fucked her ass so hard that she screamed, "You are my rectal warrior."
by jdubbs November 29, 2006
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