Riding the merry-go-round* is when a woman seeks to secure a handsome, perhaps wealthy, emotionally unavailable man ("Chad"*) in an attempt to improve social standing (hypergamy), gets dumped, and then she tries again, repeating the cycle. She never learns, all while ignoring guys she has friend-zoned.
After perpetually riding the merry-go-round, the woman eventually finds herself past the flower of her youth, single, and whining on TikTok videos about how "there aren't any good men".
*terms often used by men's advice YouTubers "33 Secrets" and "Entrepreneurs in Cars".
After perpetually riding the merry-go-round, the woman eventually finds herself past the flower of her youth, single, and whining on TikTok videos about how "there aren't any good men".
*terms often used by men's advice YouTubers "33 Secrets" and "Entrepreneurs in Cars".
She would do well to stop Riding the Merry-Go-Round and settle down with someone she has friend-zoned.
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Get the Riding the merry-go-round mug.Sitting in-between the driver and the passenger in a vehicle or sitting behind the driver on a motorcycle.
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puking into the toilet.
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Get the riding the porcelain bus mug.When a woman achieves sexual arousal by wearing tight jeans. This occurs when the seam of the jeans comes into contact with the clitoris and, by pressing one's thighs together, creates a pleasurable sensation that often leads to orgasm.
The guys at work think I'm just working on reports in my cube, but in reality I'm "riding the seam" every time we have a casual day.
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Get the riding the cotton pony mug.A very homoerotic movie starring Ben Murphy made in 1976. It involves a man who can make himself invisible with the use of his super awesome wristwatch, a girl who protects a deadly chemical in the back of a truck, a man in a helicopter who follows them, dirty talk on CB radios, NASCAR, and a woman known as Cupcake. You know you want to see it. Featured on Mystery Science Theater 3000!
"You have any idea who those turkeys were?"
"Riding With Death made me more comfortable about my sexuality."
"Mike: My well-oiled chassie is coming up on your backside, now.
Servo: My rigid grill structure is bearing down on your unprotected cargo door.
Crow: My off-complimented peterbilt is rhythmically nudgin' that sweet honey pot of yours....
Mike and Servo: CROW!!!!!"
"Riding With Death made me more comfortable about my sexuality."
"Mike: My well-oiled chassie is coming up on your backside, now.
Servo: My rigid grill structure is bearing down on your unprotected cargo door.
Crow: My off-complimented peterbilt is rhythmically nudgin' that sweet honey pot of yours....
Mike and Servo: CROW!!!!!"
by Lazy Rider October 1, 2008
Get the Riding With Death mug."Riding the minipad" simply means that a female is menstruating, or, rather, the female is on the rag.
Two examples:
1. (Regarding menstruation.) My girlfriend won't be any fun tonight, she is riding the minipad! Perhaps she will let me ejaculate in her mouth?
2. (Regarding fucking.) I fucked the devil out of your cousin. She'll be riding the minpad for a while, to soak up all my semen and prevent it from running down her leg. You KNEW that your cousin doesn't wear panties, right?
1. (Regarding menstruation.) My girlfriend won't be any fun tonight, she is riding the minipad! Perhaps she will let me ejaculate in her mouth?
2. (Regarding fucking.) I fucked the devil out of your cousin. She'll be riding the minpad for a while, to soak up all my semen and prevent it from running down her leg. You KNEW that your cousin doesn't wear panties, right?
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