Quaff

Is also slang for a person, who at first may appear to be stupid and foolish. In reality they are perceptive and cautious.

The quaff looks like a bum.

by Quaffmaster November 12, 2009

quaff

Literally, a queef from the female rectum; similar to a fart, but less amusing. Figuratively, and much more common, continual and uninteresting chatter.

Oh man, she just quaffed for the whole evening.

by greg February 10, 2005

quaff

A type of fart that comes out of the penis hole.

Man: God Seth did you here that?
Seth: Sorry man I just quaffed myself.

by kandk August 10, 2006

Quaff

The ugly brown burnt pieces in a pack of Chick-fil-a fries

"Ew, i got so many quaff fries in my container!"
chick-fil-a chickfila fries burnt burnt fries

by daisydoodooadallop June 10, 2016

quaff

adjective- describes manorism or actions that may be classified as homosexual in nature.

"Dont walk like that, thats quaff"

"stop looking at Nicks butt, ben, you quaff little boy"

by Ryan Atkinson April 19, 2005

quaffer

a quarder pound of endo

yo i can score quaffers for 750

by bizzy b February 25, 2004

quaffing

Used like "fucking", but used to refer to something stupid. Can be used in many forms, including, quaffer,

Get your quaffing ass over here now

God Summer, stop quaffing around!

I totally saw you with that quaffer, you bastard!

by Axl Foley February 22, 2005