wild queef

When you step on an NYC subway train with a homeless dude who shit himself.

Unfortunate Man: IT smells like wild queef in this bitch

by clubpenguinwaslit December 9, 2018

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Blood Queef

It’s self explanatory

I started my period last week, those blood queefs were way cray cray. Not swagalicious at all.

by MF Girls April 20, 2021

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The act of non-casual sex with one or more family members, preferably with the father. To begin with, you must use duct tape to stick on a 10 inch purple dildo (no exceptions) onto your dick. Then proceed with performing anal sex with your loved ones. Since the dildo has more than enough length to penetrate the intestine region it will create a rumble in your families stomachs. The dildo will also proceed to grind against the anal stone creating the sound that can be assumed to be an earthquake. Once there is almost enough semen to dry up the intestines, they eg. your mother, must deface your (eyes, ears, mouth and nose) with his/her feces. Then the rest of the family will have a full platter in front of them, giving them enough protein to last for a week. Studies done by students of McFuck University have shown that doing this ‘special’ ritual with your loved ones at least once a week will enable you to build enough muscle and strength to beat the world record of weightlifting.

Hey Johnny, wanna have an Alabama Quakefuck contest?

by Dr. Lin April 20, 2022

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agressive rainbow queef

The act of preforming a queef powerful enough to create a physical rainbow cloud from your vagina.

Steve: I won't go unicorn deep in a girl ever again
Tod: Why's that Steve?
Steve: Last time I did, it hurt her so much she had an agressive rainbow queef
Tod: Nasty!

by Rybuscle December 27, 2014

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