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Eating the puzzle

That dude must have been Eating the puzzle
by HoloG January 3, 2020
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MC Puzzle pants

A ghetto white boy who wears pants with puzzle piece designs. Holla
YO YO YO, MC PUZZLE PANTS IS FRICKE FRICKE FRESH
by Tmoneyupindisbitch December 19, 2016
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Meat puzzle

(noun)
A person whose physical appearance is so disorganized, asymmetrical, or disturbing that it looks like their body was assembled from flesh without instructions. Not just ugly — they’re a confusing arrangement of meat, like someone hit randomize on a character creator and then mashed the parts together.

Can also refer to someone who moves in a way that’s jerky, unnatural, or just straight up wrong, meatwise.
• “Dude walked in moving like a meat puzzle. Limbs all on shuffle mode.”
• “She built like a meat puzzle — every piece the wrong size and upside down.”
• “That’s not a body, that’s a meat puzzle someone gave up on halfway through.”
• “He cute if you squint… but zoom out and you realize it’s a full meat puzzle situation.”
by Urban zai June 10, 2025
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Puzzle Bitch

Someone who does not know anything like they are always puzzled
by WOW_LOL_FML February 6, 2019
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snatch puzzle junkie

When you take a photo of your woman’s snatch then cut it up in peices and put it back together as a puzzle.
Hey babe.. I’m in a snatch puzzle junkie mood.
by TNT X2 January 27, 2018
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The pieces are puzzling

Synonymous with “the math is mathing”

Meaning that the comment, conversation, or story is making sense or adding up.

Alternatively can be used as “the pieces don’t puzzle” when things do not make sense.
1. “I didn’t know that you had an appointment today.” “I booked it online” “ohhhh the pieces are puzzling”

“I thought he had a girlfriend, but he told me they broke up. Then she sent me a DM about her man! The pieces don’t puzzle.”
by Sunshineauthority March 14, 2025
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jigsaw puzzle

If anyone has ever watched the human centipede 1,2,3 you would see that having one human body sucking the asshole of another body and on their ass sucking the asshole of that person and so on and so fourth fitting each other like a jigsaw puzzle!
"You and your girlfriend have eaten each others butts?" "yea bro its called doing a jigsaw puzzle"
by webbe908 July 13, 2017
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