Let me tell you about the last time I ever got my salad tossed. I was trying to hold in a fart and my girlfriend started tongue punching me and that fart just slipped out. She screamed "Oh my god you just farted in my mouth!!!" You should have seen the look on her face, it was a real puzzle in a thunderstorm. (true story).
by Monkeyscaper February 05, 2016