pokéserved

What happens to you when you try to play Pokémon GO and can't because the servers are down.

Gary: "Hey, Ash! There's a wild Porygon over by Mr. Wilson's house! You should go catch it!"

Ash: "Aww yeah! ... Wait, I can't login to Pokémon Go! The servers must be down! Shit!"

Gary: "AH HA HA HA!!! You just got Pokéserved, bitch!!! Ima go fuck your bitch naw!!!"

by k795 July 27, 2016

Pikesville Middle School

An okay school in BCPS that is filled with Baltimore County people that think they are from Baltimore City, white people trying to be black, rich kids, kids zoned for Owings Mills Middle, memes, and gray sweatpants. Whether you like it or not, Pikesville Middle is a way of life.

Person 1: Oh, you go to Pikesville Middle School?
Person 2: Yeah
Person 1: What's it like?
Person 2: Memes, gray sweatpants, and "thugs" that live in Baltimore County

by pmsisewwwww March 26, 2019

genre puke

genre puke () n -- term used to refer to a book or movie that could be placed in many different genres.

Hey, what genre is 'The Men Who Stare At Goats?" "I don't know man, it's like genre puke.

by faithiswings November 30, 2010

Plow Puke

The icy slushy mess left at the end of your driveway after the plow goes by.

OMG I have been shoveling this plow puke for days!

by dish_kid February 23, 2011

ghost puke

when you're out drinking with your friend and later you realize there is puke on your shoulder, back or even on them. said ghost-puker has done it without sound or movement-and the only proof is the vomit on you or the floor.

ghost puke is typically discovered about five minutes after it has happened

"oh wow, justine ghost puked all over the cab!! i didn't even realize it until i saw it on her shoulder and the back of the seat!"

by SouthWaterGal October 12, 2011

Dusted Pukedroia

This is an alternative personality that can occur when several low class beers are consumed at a rapid pace. This personality will change rapidly to one of Mike Stud, but Dusted will always return with vengeance.

Steve: "Wow man is he ok?"
Mike: "Yeah don't worry about him he is just really drunk, this is normal."
Doug: "yeah Mann I'm Dusted Pukedroia.
Yuhhpppp!" *falls down*
Steve: "hahaha hes totally wasted"

Dusted Pukedroia- The alternative personality that lands anyone in the doghouse

by Blue yhuppp November 20, 2014

chicken pubes

Very dirty scruffy bushy pubic hairs

Oi mate you got chicken pubes

by BigGManMorgan February 17, 2017