pub guilt

The feeling when you've doggedly pursued a healthy lifestyle (for 1 day-forever) and then your work pals invite you for an afterwork drink... and you realise one pint will ruin everything.

Internal monologue: I really want to go out and have fun but I'm already feeling pub guilt - an internal dreading of huge amounts of calories and naughty additives that will ruin my attempts at being healthy.

I'll just go home - can't face the pub guilt.

I can't come out - I'm going to the gym. Best to avoid the pub guilt.

by @loraleopard May 30, 2016

Pub Niter

People who like both Fortnite and PUB-G

Me: Which do u like, Fortnite or PUB-G?
Virgin: I'm a Pub Niter!
Me: EEWWWW!
Virgin: Fine! PUB-G
Me EEEEEWWWWW!!!

by McSammy Bigmac July 1, 2018

pub feet

This is where beer gets in your shoes and in between your toes it makes your feet smell like there rotten

Your feet smell like pub feet

by Martin90 August 6, 2018

pub butt

The sweaty and tingling sensation produced in the buttocks after consuming several pints while sitting around for hours on end at a local pub.

Last week I had serious case of pub butt after spending all Saturday at Smitty's watching football.

by ruraldick June 9, 2019

Pub Jesus

The almighty one or ones, the loot god, the Supa sniper, best know disciples are making it rains, oh so cool, and the Notorious gone it

Their KD ratio was crap, until they found pub Jesus

by Dignity December 7, 2020

pub rules

Don't discuss politics or religion.

Abide by the pub rules or sling yer hook!

by nuntoopleased! February 7, 2021

pub don

males between 18-25 who live for the pub

jack: I'm off on tuesday come pub lad

dylan: fuck me mate ur such a pub don

by ronaldfff76 May 21, 2021