Prostate check

A term used by homosexual doctors to make the act of fingering ones butthole seem legitimate.

Bent Queer Fag-Doctor: hello there, it appears you require a prostate check.

Victim: But I came to get a check up regarding my sore stomach?

Bent Queer Fag-Doctor: ...I'll be able to view your stomach by... frigging your butthole?

Victim: Sounds fishy to me...

Bent Queer Fag Doctor: Yeah stfu and bend over already.

by MysticShadow November 9, 2012

Protatoe

Protatoe - A word used to describe any action or person found to be skillful or "Pro" at something.

Invented accidentally by The Cheeto Community after the leader accidentally made the hilarious typo of "protatoe" while trying to say "I am eating a potatoe."

"Wow, Shawn White's pretty protatoe at snowboarding!"

"D00d, liek, no-scoped headshotz are leik, so protatoe."

by Andokool12 March 23, 2010

Potatem

Potatem is a popular nickname for use of any man with the surname 'Tatem'.

For any women wishing to adopt this nickname, they can subtlely change it to the more feminine 'Pattatem'.

Dr Andrew Tatem= Potatem

His wife, Patricia Tatem= Pattatem.

by Potatem Girl ;) July 13, 2010

surprise prostate exam

When yo girl surprises u with a surprise prostate exam listening to Owl City.

MR CLEAN, RIGHT BEHIND YOU! HES FINNA GIVE U A SURPRISE PROSTATE EXAM1!1!1!1

by Dabdabdabdabdab August 28, 2017

Prostate tickler

The act of brown nosing to its fullest.

Guy1: Man, John really has his nose up Ringo's arse...
Guy2: Yep, he's a prostate tickler for sure.

by CogDan April 21, 2007

Prostate

Somethin' in your butt.

I have prostate cancer....it's in my butt.

by Mickey Fiednieriann June 18, 2008

prostate prodder

A homosexual who engages in an act of anal sex with another man.

He told the jury he couldn't have done it because he was a prostate prodder.

by Ian Chode February 17, 2004