Marketing-speak for a chronic oil leak on your automobile - generally one that takes more effort to fix than the car is worth. Comes standard on most General Motors products since the early 60s, as well as Saab 900 series.
Click: Dude have you seen that grease spot on your inner fender?
Clack: Oh don't worry about it, that's just active undercarriage rust protection. Paid extra for it. I think.
Clack: Oh don't worry about it, that's just active undercarriage rust protection. Paid extra for it. I think.
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Prostitution a woman's nature. For those of you not familiar with human nature, men have the disposition to sleep with as many ATTRACTIVE women as possible so as to spread their seed while protecting and providing for the women and children they spawned. Women, on the other hand, due to our biological disposition to have children, naturally seek support. To keep the species going, men go after attractive women since attractiveness is a sign of good health. Women, due to the fact that we have kids, go after men who either have financially stable or affluent jobs. Basically, what it boils down to is that men want ass and women want cash. The women who call it exploitation are actually defying the feminist movement since feminism was a response against men dictating what women should do with their bodies based on the concept of “protecting them from exploitation.” Thus the feminazis are really the oppressors of women by holding us to double standards based on THEIR man hating morals and principles.
By the way, I am a proud feminist and sex worker!
By the way, I am a proud feminist and sex worker!
John (at a bar) -"How about some ass?"
Me - "Baby, I'm a woman, I need some cash"
John - "I'm all for prostitution. Okay baby, name your price!"
Man hating feminiazi - "Oh my god, a woman who can get paid for pleasure!? That's rape!"
Me - "Baby, I'm a woman, I need some cash"
John - "I'm all for prostitution. Okay baby, name your price!"
Man hating feminiazi - "Oh my god, a woman who can get paid for pleasure!? That's rape!"
by Raven N M October 22, 2009
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dude: im going to vegas to gamble and for prostitution
me: plesae dont! do you know how hard their lives are?
me: plesae dont! do you know how hard their lives are?
by frozen_sunshine June 30, 2008
Get the prostitution mug.Mike: Hay man I don't want prostate cancer.
Harold: Dude just try Prostication. 5 times a week will reduce your chances of prostate cancer.
Mike: Ok. But do you have any mags?
Harold: Dude just try Prostication. 5 times a week will reduce your chances of prostate cancer.
Mike: Ok. But do you have any mags?
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Get the Prostication mug.When you don't Know what to do about your sex life so you go and sell your body to someone with a bigger penis then you and they don't know where the hole is and you tell them you don't have one because your a dude.
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