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progasm

The feeling you get when your programming code works for the first time
After writing 500 lines of code I got a progasm
by DiskJunky January 31, 2008
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progger

A progger is a programmer who usually has some experience under their belt. It's unusual for a web designer to be labeled a programmer, but anyone who scripts can be labeled as a progger. Even if one simply edits their MySpace CSS* code by hand, they can be labeled a progger (but more commonly, script kiddies).

This term is sometimes typed as "progg'er" or "prog'ger."

* CSS stands for Cascading Style Sheets and is used to determine the layout (visuals) of a website, such as the font type, background images, and presentation of the site (such as where a paragraph is displayed on the page).
I just made all the font italics! I am quite the 1337 progger, yes?
by The Ocarina June 3, 2006
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Probs

Short for probably, usually used in a sarcastic mannor to be indirect about the point you're actually trying to make.
Nathan: Are you going to english?
Max: Cuz i probs am going to english!
Nathan: So you are?
Max: Probs am though arn't I!
Nathan: Right...
by lmaoprobs January 15, 2010
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probs

do you like ashley?
oh, PROBS like ashely. i would never like that bitch!
by that pimp December 28, 2005
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Progarity

n. (pro-gare-uh-tee) - Professionally extreme use of vulgar words/gestures, and vulgar behavior. Often displayed in two ways:

1.) Chain swearing
2.) Multiple vulgar gestures
1.) *iPod freezes* Fuck this faggot ass shit, I hate Apple

2.) Father: Why don't you do your homework?

Daughter: ......*gives him dual middle fingers"

Father: I don't allow progarity in my house, watch that fucking shit goddamn it
by Misc-E July 10, 2011
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proggie

A person who believes they are owed something in return for nothing.
Mikey was thinking like a proggie when he expected tax payers to supply him with his livelihood.
by SendIt October 8, 2011
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Progasm

When listening to progressive rock, a progasm can be reached when you go very deep into the music and that you let it take control over you. This instrumental trance can be called a progasm, especially when you actually wet your pants doing it. One of the main particularities of the progasm is that it is often accompanied by frenetic air-guitar playing, as well as air-keyboard, air-drum, air-bass, air-flute or even air-accordion.

Why is the progasm only related to ''progressive music'' ?

Progressive music often contains extended solos and very complex interplay between many kinds of instruments, some of them being pretty unusual. A song which is constituted of several tempo changes, unusual time signatures, incredibly fast arpeggios, absolutely original synth sounds, dissonant chords, a church organ interlude and out-of-this-world vocal harmonies has more chance to simply blow your mind than a standard 3-minute pop song. Real progheads can actually get sexually excited when hearing a fully accomplished prog song.
OMFG dude. Did you listen to this overextended keyboard solo by Keith Emerson? This is just fucking awesome: I had a progasm!!!
by Baube3 January 14, 2009
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