prof

short form for professor (of a college or university); aka - the man whose dick is getting sucked by the female student with the highest grade in the class.

Angela aced nuclear physics 101 since she slept with the prof all semester.

by TheMocker August 23, 2005

proet

A person who writes proetry, or prose poetry.

I write poetry in a prosaic manner, that makes me a proet.

by JpKing November 12, 2006

profanitist

Some one who is skilled in the art of profanity. An individual who uses to much profanity when speaking. Some one who uses profanity with an artistic flare.

My friend Jawknee is a profanitist. He is the only person I know who can use f**k as a verb,adverb,pronoun,noun, and adjective all in one sentence.

Yo, what the f**ks up f**king west palm beach? are you f**kers ready to f**king rock?

Are you motherf**kers really going to motherf**king do that motherf**king s**t.

by Hair-e January 1, 2009

poofta flaps

a gay woman

she is the female equivilent of a poofta ,but with labia-hence the term poofta flaps

by dildonose January 23, 2010

Profacekinator

Profacekinate:
pro-face-kinated, pro-face-kinating, pro-face-kinates, pro-face-kinator

1. Procrastinating on Facebook
2. Being unproductive and being on Facebook
3. Using Facebook as a way to take a looooonng break from homework

1. I am such a profacekinator! Soo bad!!

2. Dude, I totally profacekinated last night!

by kungfupandayolo August 27, 2012

neuro-proctologist

A medical professional that helps people get their head out of their arse.

That Stephen Harper/Republican party/NRA sure could use a neuro-proctologist.

by doctorwhat January 25, 2013

Poofta

Mostly an Australian word.

Poofta = Cunt + Pussy + Faggot

Can be used as either an insult or a compliment depending on the tone or the surrounding words.

Insult Example:
Bob: Oi Jeff
Jeff: Yea m8?
Bob: You are the biggest fucking poofta ive ever met you piece of shit!

Compliment Example:

Luke: I banged Caitlin last night!

Derek: You are the sickest poofta out there m8!

Luke: Swag.
Derek: Swag.

by Poofta Killer November 2, 2014