Procrasturbation

A new psychiatric malady and addiction: Procrasturbation...it's where you derive so much pleasure from putting important stuff off that you end up fucking yourself!

He flunked out of chemistry.
Yeah, he's addicted to procrasturbation.

by eternal toddler April 22, 2016

Procrasturbation

When procrastion feels so good it must be sexual.

Person- Dude, finals are next week. You should probably study.
Other Person- I know but procrasturbation feels too good!

by LOLKIT December 09, 2010

Procrasturbating

Verb. : when you are purposely taking your time to reach climax when masturbating

I was procrasturbating yesterday.

by Andrew Nelson October 21, 2007

procrasturbation

(noun) the act of getting pleasure out of procrastinating

I spent so much time procrasturbating that I never even did my essay.

by Pete November 03, 2002

procrasturbator

One who continuously puts off the act of masturbating.
origin: The combination of 2 words- Mastubator and Procrastinator.

Greg was such a procrasturbator, he thought about jacking off but played XboX instead. This was a daily occurence.

by COMA SUTRA October 19, 2007

Procrasturbating

The act of procrastination taken to the next level.

Man, I've got that English paper to write tonight but I'm procrasturbating instead.

by TheWildChev November 20, 2009

procrasturbate

To put off masturbating. Literally procrastination when it comes to pleasuring oneself.

Father:(walks in on his son reading a very platonic and intelligent book)Jim,what the hell are you doing?
Jim:Don't look, close the door!
Father:(leaves) Why wasn't he masturbating?! That fuckin perv!!! I will not stand for procrasturbating in my house!
Jim:Damnit, why did I have to procrasturbate!?

by 646465 May 29, 2008