Press F1

On most computer applications, F1 is the keyboard shortcut to bring up the help menu. Thus, the phrase "Press F1" is most appropriately given as a reply to anybody who needs help, especially in the psychiatric sense.

<Joe> Oh my god, at lunch today, everybody stopped talking and I said, "Crap, the chat died." I really need to stop wasting time on IRC.
<Phil> Dude, you really need help. Seriously. Press F1.

by no_one_2000 January 22, 2005

pressed ham

when you press your ass against glass, thus flattening it and giving it the appearance of pressed ham

I went up to my friend's house and gave his window pressed ham.

by Equinox_ October 16, 2008

pressed rat

When one presses his genitalia against a pane of glass as a vulgar display.

He gave a pressed rat to the jerk who cut him off.

by Descriptive March 27, 2005

hard-pressed

* with great difficulty or distress

** going through financial trouble

I would be hard-pressed to act as an old man and as his own child in a conventional movie

by Laura Dubcovsky October 29, 2007

The Mylapra Press

The Mylapra Press originated from a small town from the state of Kerala, India. This position begins in doggie-style (preferably with a female partner) and prior to climax, gets grip of her hair with one hand, and with the other punches her in the love handle repeatedly while the male progresses to thrust harder and harder, simulataneosly! This position is commonly transitioned into the Donkey Punch. This is a common act in the town of Mylapra for keeping the women humble!

E Koli gave his girl The Mylapra Press to show that he is the man of the house!

by E. Koli December 20, 2006

Panini press

To sandwich oneself under an electric blanket with a weighted blanket on top of the electric blanket.

Its so rainy and cold that I am going to stay home and just panini press myself.

by Kelleycarnesofga October 05, 2021

Perma-pressed

Ultimate in cool, cooler than permafrost.

That gig was beyond sick; totally perma-pressed.

by fabetismo November 17, 2016