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Tight Present

An incredibly fit woman, a good fuck - a "tight" present. :D
by Mr Awesome The Cheesey Otter October 20, 2008
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present

Something you give without any type of obligation.
I am going to give a present to her.
by ivestarted April 4, 2016
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present them

The perfect reply when one is insultingly instructed by another individual to "suck their balls", usually leaving the opponent speechless and oneself victorious in argument.
Parent: "I thought I told you to clean that room!?"

Child: "Suck my balls!!"

Parent (calmly): "Present them.."

Child: "..." (proceeds to do as told, dumbstruck).
by dmince93 May 8, 2011
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stage presence

vagina; i.e. the vaginal area of a slutty-ass girl
me: I can see your vagina...
you: that's my stage presence
by lisard September 28, 2005
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Preben

Norwegian slang for massively huge cock, as well as an ordinary name.
man I wish I had a Preben
Oh man I could really take a Preben up my chuff about now.
by failedabortion July 3, 2016
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prepend

/pree'pend'/ (by analogy with "append") To prefix or
add to the beginning.
When writing a DOS batch file, prepend "REM " to a line and it will be ignored.
by Prostr8 November 6, 2006
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prepwnment

Owning someone before the true ownage actually begins; warm-up ownage
I exacted some prepwnment on some newbies on X-Box Live before facing some tougher opponents.
by Saranovic, Attourney at Law February 3, 2006
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