Tight Present

An incredibly fit woman, a good fuck - a "tight" present. :D

Wow. Summer Glau is a tight present.

by Mr Awesome The Cheesey Otter October 20, 2008

present

Something you give without any type of obligation.

I am going to give a present to her.

by ivestarted April 4, 2016

present them

The perfect reply when one is insultingly instructed by another individual to "suck their balls", usually leaving the opponent speechless and oneself victorious in argument.

Parent: "I thought I told you to clean that room!?"

Child: "Suck my balls!!"

Parent (calmly): "Present them.."

Child: "..." (proceeds to do as told, dumbstruck).

by dmince93 May 8, 2011

stage presence

vagina; i.e. the vaginal area of a slutty-ass girl

me: I can see your vagina...
you: that's my stage presence

by lisard September 28, 2005

Preben

Norwegian slang for massively huge cock, as well as an ordinary name.

man I wish I had a Preben
Oh man I could really take a Preben up my chuff about now.

by failedabortion July 3, 2016

prepend

/pree'pend'/ (by analogy with "append") To prefix or
add to the beginning.

When writing a DOS batch file, prepend "REM " to a line and it will be ignored.

by Prostr8 November 6, 2006

prepwnment

Owning someone before the true ownage actually begins; warm-up ownage

I exacted some prepwnment on some newbies on X-Box Live before facing some tougher opponents.

by Saranovic, Attourney at Law February 3, 2006