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Premature Endjamulation

The odd condition whereby Trey from Phish will cut off a seemingly perfect, and perhaps once in a lifetime legendary jam, and quickly & poorly segue into another tune. Though he often notices that this has happened, and tries to atone for it later in the set, the deed has already been done. The cum stain is already on the sheet so to say.
Yeah, I sure did. Just too bad that Trey ruined it with his Premature Endjamulation like the Piper and Carini that came before it.
by tmwsiy November 14, 2011
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Premarital Sex

The band teacher and the theology teacher had premarital sex three times before 10am. 😎
by SkippingWorkForSex May 2, 2022
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Premature Auto Flushing

The flushing of an automatic toilet bowl prior to taking a shit.

This is known to happen in corporate offices with automatic flushers and after a great deal of effort has been expended to carefully lay down the paper on the seat...right before you sit down, the toilet flushes taking all the paper with it...forcing you to start again...
Andrew had to take a massive crap and took great care in applying the paper to cover all parts of the dirty seat...as he turned to drop to his knees, a premature auto flushing kicked in...requiring him to hold back with all his might as he re-applied paper....
by Stanley O'Toole April 26, 2007
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Premature Ventricular Contraction

when your heart skips a beat.

may be perceived as a "skipped beat" or felt as palpitations in the chest. In a normal heartbeat, the ventricles contract after the atria have helped to fill them by contracting; in this way the ventricles can pump a maximized amount of blood both to the lungs and to the rest of the body . In a PVC, the ventricles contract first, which means that circulation is inefficient. However, single beat PVC arrhythmias do not usually pose a danger and can be asymptomatic in healthy individuals.1
Babe, you make me have premature ventricular contractions. <3
by Hoochy Mama May 15, 2011
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Premature Ejaculation

When a boy (specifically a certain pastor's kid) can not keep his cum in his cock and does his shit way too early.
Ben: "Shit I cummed"
Girl: Uhhh we were just kissing
by Phil Robinson May 14, 2004
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premadonna

A woman who thinks her shit doesn't stink. One that thinks she's above all else. Generally the woman is a bitch that tries to control everything and everybody; most assuredly any male that is unfortunate enough to hook up with the bitch. They must be the center of attention, are extremely jealous of their mates friends and will go to all ends to sabatogue any good friendship that they may have. They tend to think they are "hot" (in their own mind) when in fact they are nothing more than average looking, wearing too much make-up, fake tits, store bought fingernails and gaudy clothes.
I feel sorry for Andy because, whether he knows it or not, his wife Cheryl is a premadonna.

Carlton's wife is a premadonna and has him by the balls.

Claire thinks she's a premadonna but is nothing more than a Beverly Hillbilly.
by NCKnobster April 21, 2011
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Premature Typejaculation

When you're typing a sentence, usually into an instant messaging program, and you press enter too soon, causing the sentence to be sent incomplete.
"Hey, What's up"
"oh, nothing mu"
"ch"
"aww shit... Premature Typejaculation"
by l33tjeram May 20, 2009
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