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Preach-Speak

When a fundamentalist christian gets so angry/excited about God over the internet that they start to type in all caps. While typing in all caps, they forget to use punctuation marks except for the occasional "!!!!!." These christians have been known to spew out mass chunks of angry bullshit in huge blocks of text. They end the block(s) text with "I'LL PRAY FOR YOU" or "YOU ARE LOST YOU ARE GOING TO HELL."
Person 1: I'm really starting to doubt the story of Jesus was completely true.

Person 2: I mean come on, a virgin birth?

Fundie christian: JESUS IS REAL HE DIEDD FOR ALL OF YOUR SINS HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT THE BIBLE IS THE WORD OF GOD IT IS INFALLIBLE!!!! THE VIRGIN BIRRTH WAS REAL THEY FOUND HER BLOOD IN A TOMB IN ISREAL THIS COUNTRY IS BECOMING GODLESS EVERYONE IS LOST AND IS GOING TO HELL! I WILL PRAY FOR ALL OF YOU SO THAT GOD WILL TAKE YOU BACK!!!!!!!!!"

Person 2: WTH?

Person 1: lol preach-speak
by RationalEmily July 19, 2009
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Fire And Butthole Preacher

A Preacher that rails against the sin of sodomy and proclaims a curse of flames coming out of the practitioners Butthole (Rectum)
Phrase inspired by a famous but hard to find monlogue / Prophecy by Pastor James David Manning - ATLAH Church - Harlem NYC.

Search 'Game of Manning: Flaming Buttholes for Sodomites' in YouTube for probably the only complete (or near complete) copy of this monologue.
I was watching some Pastor on YouTube and he was saying stuff like :

..."and preacher , if you a sodomite - If ya don't ask God to heal ya, you'll have a flame coming out of your butthole - you'll need asbetsos diapers to stop the flames burning a hole in your trousers. Thus sayeth God almighty"

And I thought to myself - sure enough He's A fire and butthole Preacher !
by Devlin Dogue May 10, 2018
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precautious

Being cautious before necessary, overly cautious, or adding an extra step to the precautionary measures one needs to take.
My father was afraid of fire & always felt the need to be precautious about putting them out if he saw one - he carried a fire extinguisher with him everywhere he went.

Sarah was a precautious person; she put on an extra layer of pads before skateboarding in case the original ones didn't hold up.

My aunt was precautious about sunburn - she wore sunscreen day and night, indoors and outdoors.
by Gatasiam January 14, 2010
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peecho

Noun. Pronounced: Pee-cho, The word is used to describe a person, place, thing or behavior that speciffically is one or all of the following: Incredibly Cheesey, Corny, Lame, Poser-ish, and trying way to hard to be cool.

See also: poser rod
Dan is such a peecho, he told a girl that she'd been running in his mind all day!

Mike asked a girl if she "come's here often" while he brushed his hand through his hair, what a peecho move!

Mike and Dan decided to buy matching white suits and tight gold necklaces to hit the club in, what peecho's!!

Dan looked like such a peecho last night, he went out wearing a pair of tight stonewash jordache jeans, a tight see-through mesh t-shirt and a white blazer!
by Amin "The Dream" December 13, 2008
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Preach the Flosspel

To Preach the Flosspel: (verb) The act of motivating someone to floss (or brush) to improve their oral health. Can include dental health education and technique advice.
Hygienist: bitch, you got some serious periodontitis, I'ma preach the flosspel on yo ass!
by Kittridge February 25, 2008
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preaching to the Buddha

trying to teach someone something they already know
"If you want to ride an elephant, you have to embrace the beast inside you"
"You're preaching to the Buddha, man, I've done this a million times"
by plokijuh098 April 22, 2010
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peece

A farewell remark; most commonly used when exited a crib room or event. This word can be used in midsentence of another individual to note that he/she is leaving. Correct pronunciation cites that the vowels be sounded longer, as if hesitating on the Es for a brief moment.

A term for smoking marijuana.

An actual piece. A device used for smoking pot.

A common feeling after a smoking session. When you are pretty much peeced out of your mind from dat FIREE!

Just about every other word out of the mouth of Kevin Morrell.
PEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeece.

What are you doin dude?! Im Peeeecin'

Im so peeced right now dude. That was fire bud.
by David Kram August 8, 2006
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