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premature ejaculation

Usually you cannot control it, its when a woman is someone you think is hot and she does something sexually arousing like spanking her ass, then you just let it go uncontrollabley.
Hot Girl: Hey y'all!

Boy: Damnit I had premature ejaculation.
by premature ejaculation happens September 8, 2009
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premasturbate

This occurs when out of the blue you have the urge to beat it, but are not stiff. Most of the time, this results in looking at porn to get you going.
I was fixing the car, and then i had a sudden urge to premasturbate. I went immediately to the computer.
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Teach it like you preach it

1. Apply your specific, previously revealed wisdom to the situation.

2. An interjection used to encourage a rant, diatribe, or other awesome monologue.

3. You're on a roll (in immediate conversation), don't stop!
Liz Lemon: Dealbreaker!
Angie Jordan: Teach it like you preach it, Liz Lemon!
by Granite State October 21, 2010
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premature intoxication

Getting wasted prior to leaving the house for a bar, party, or anywhere else you were planning on having drinks
Holy crap, did you guys see Craig last night? We went to his condo to have a few drinks before hitting the club, but he had already consumed enough vodka to cause a premature intoxication situation.
by 2dguy December 9, 2008
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premature epublication

The act of accidentally posting a thought, link, pic, blog, etc. online, and not able to delete and repost because a thread of comments have already started in response to it.
Dammit, I sent out another premature epublication?!?

I posted a picture of my girlfriend, and I tagged her with another girl's name! Five seconds later I had 10 comments letting me know what a douche I was!
by mpdouchebag November 19, 2009
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Premature Philjaculation

1) A medical term which describes when a man excitedly burst out the words to the chorus of a Phil Collins song prematurely or in the middle of a verse
2) the most common disease ever

Past Tense- Prematurely Philjaculated
Matty had a premature philjaculation of the words "Cuz you'll be in my heart" all over my car last night
by Dr. Day aka The Cheese March 31, 2010
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prefacing

The act of getting extremely drunk or "shitfaced" prior to attending an event. Also known as extreme pregamming.
Dave got so drunk prefacing the party that security wouldn't even let him in the door.
by the heat April 9, 2012
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