Usually you cannot control it, its when a woman is someone you think is hot and she does something sexually arousing like spanking her ass, then you just let it go uncontrollabley.
by premature ejaculation happens September 8, 2009
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I was fixing the car, and then i had a sudden urge to premasturbate. I went immediately to the computer.
by 99.5% of men have this occur July 10, 2010
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1. Apply your specific, previously revealed wisdom to the situation.
2. An interjection used to encourage a rant, diatribe, or other awesome monologue.
3. You're on a roll (in immediate conversation), don't stop!
2. An interjection used to encourage a rant, diatribe, or other awesome monologue.
3. You're on a roll (in immediate conversation), don't stop!
by Granite State October 21, 2010
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Holy crap, did you guys see Craig last night? We went to his condo to have a few drinks before hitting the club, but he had already consumed enough vodka to cause a premature intoxication situation.
by 2dguy December 9, 2008
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Dammit, I sent out another premature epublication?!?
I posted a picture of my girlfriend, and I tagged her with another girl's name! Five seconds later I had 10 comments letting me know what a douche I was!
I posted a picture of my girlfriend, and I tagged her with another girl's name! Five seconds later I had 10 comments letting me know what a douche I was!
by mpdouchebag November 19, 2009
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Matty had a premature philjaculation of the words "Cuz you'll be in my heart" all over my car last night
by Dr. Day aka The Cheese March 31, 2010
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